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  1. First @alandavies1 copped it, and now I see @EmmaK67 is getting stick from strangers on twitter. WTF is the matter with some people?
  2. @mrselsmore My condolences. Urgh!
  3. Streaming the forthcoming @crookedvultures album. My word, but this will help right all ills! http://bit.ly/3k1Kyz
  4. Discovered @shitmydadsays. Now *this* is what Twitter is for. I knew I’d find a reason given long enough.
  5. @Jason_Manford Seems like a council that needs reminding what it’s there for: to serve the community, not the other way around!
  6. @pedrorq It’s a box like any other, but it has some particularly annoying character types working with it—they’re as bad as me & @StickFight
  7. The evil swine who invented the iSeries, and some of the people who maintain said “system”, wants shooting.
  8. @bennylicious Isn’t it? (sorry)
  9. @readyState nice one: congratulations!
  10. @stickfight @pedrorq Sorry, did someone say something? All I heard was “Dribble, dribble, filter, blah”
  11. @pedrorq Sorry, @StickFight was blown away by my response, and simply has no comeback.
  12. @stickfight @pedrorq *thinks up witty response*. Oh… RUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  13. @pedrorq As you can see, @StickFight takes criticism hard…The great jessie.
  14. @pedrorq @stickfight was distraught when I slated his code. Reason being, it no longer works… because *someone else* has butchered it :-)
  15. @warrenelsmore Happy birthday Warren!
  16. @MaryBethRaven Why thank you! A cheeky shot from one @belgort
  17. Giving it some @chickenfoot to see out Sunday. Shhhhhhhhhhhhplendid.
  18. @stickfight I made it up. I’ve never had sex you see.
  19. #ThreeWordsAfterSex “That was… different.”
  20. #ThreeWordsAfterSex Thanks very much