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  1. This is how we do it at Muscle Mechanics LA: http://img.ly/eNO
  2. RT @tomandjenny: This is how we do it at Muscle Mechanics L.A!!! http://twitpic.com/rmorb
  3. @garybebout That's all the profundity I have for today. From here on out, it's general nutty observations and shamleless self-promo.
  4. @MrDawsey Thanks for asking. IF THE RAINS DON'T CLEANSE is available on amazon.com for overnight or 2-day shipping. ;-)
  5. We are keeping the RAINS DON'T CLEANSE site updated with breaking news from Congo. A lot of it's horrifying. http://bit.ly/8n2vx
  6. @VirgoDegan Tweet about sex! We really don't like it when you tweet about poo. How about no more poo tweets, permanently?
  7. If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
  8. @PAHolder Oui, je comprend. LOL Et j l'aime beaucoup.
  9. @somewhereranchx You're on. I'd like to know more about you. Are you on Facebook, etc?
  10. THAT IS SINFUL!! RT @AHizz: Baked mac n cheese w/maple bacon is on the brunch menu! Nom nom nom!
  11. @samuelColtXXX Btw, still waiting on those pics from Laos ... hint hint.
  12. @samuelColtXXX Mangosteen are delicious. Like a cross between lemon and peaches. And the color is amazing.
  13. Espresso then treadmill? Or lazybutt sleep for another hour or 2? It's a Sunday kind of dilemma.
  14. Just got an email that bosslady Oprah is indeed letting those of us working on Dr. Oz have a real holiday break. Thanks Oprah!!!
  15. Good morning from my kids!! http://img.ly/eA2
  16. Maybe I will start my own TV network! The news will be ideologically neutral, and Adam Lambert may kiss whomever he likes.
  17. @iRyanxxx hi papa!!
  18. It's dangerous to text and drive. Much better to tweet and drive.
  19. As far as sex goes, THIS is the mailbox I want to put *my* ballot in -- http://twitpic.com/r7fy6 (THANKS @grapejellykelly)
  20. Maybe I'll go help @mattpalazzolo officiate at a wedding. We're both legally qualified to do so, he and I!