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Benny_Smalls

  1. I smell calzones! Co-stanza's in the buildinggggg! 11:17 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. You would think HR would add a section to the handbook entitled "courtesy flush" #iminanofficebitch 6:13 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Vote for @RayHarrington bit.ly/z7XugQ for funniest comic in ri!! 1:34 PM Mar 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Miller light in a can while in a bowling alley. White trashness the way god intended. 8:45 PM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @jamiecamire it's amazing how much your default picture actually resembles you. 3:17 PM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. But I did 10:33 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. The fuck is wrong with Charlotte, NC?Just had to listen to a lady talk about dogs poop with worms in it....well I didn't haveeee to listen 10:33 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. All these assholes on the phone are filling the airport with carbon dioxide, which curbs my need for a cigarette. 10:31 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Giant pleasant black lady was kind enough to sit next to me at the terminal on the phone. I now know about her daughters baby daddy problems 10:00 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @TheoVon good working with you this weekend brother. I'm sure I'll see you out there. 10:38 AM Mar 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @RayHarrington no problem. Write and tell the mission impossible joke we spoke of this summer and well call it even. Ha 5:05 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RayHarrington
  12. Vote for @RayHarrington "Vote for Ray Harrington! bit.ly/z7XugQ 4:47 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @armenianhbilly haha that could go either way 9:04 AM Jan 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to armenianhbilly
  • Name Ben Small
  • Location New Jersey
  • Bio I make a couple wise cracks on stage from time to time...also I resemble Jimmy Neutron, that is all.
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