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Benny_Smalls

  1. I smell calzones! Co-stanza's in the buildinggggg!
  2. You would think HR would add a section to the handbook entitled "courtesy flush" #iminanofficebitch
  3. Vote for @RayHarrington bit.ly/z7XugQ for funniest comic in ri!!
  4. Miller light in a can while in a bowling alley. White trashness the way god intended.
  5. @jamiecamire it's amazing how much your default picture actually resembles you.
  6. But I did
  7. The fuck is wrong with Charlotte, NC?Just had to listen to a lady talk about dogs poop with worms in it....well I didn't haveeee to listen
  8. All these assholes on the phone are filling the airport with carbon dioxide, which curbs my need for a cigarette.
  9. Giant pleasant black lady was kind enough to sit next to me at the terminal on the phone. I now know about her daughters baby daddy problems
  10. @TheoVon good working with you this weekend brother. I'm sure I'll see you out there.
  11. @RayHarrington no problem. Write and tell the mission impossible joke we spoke of this summer and well call it even. Ha
  12. Vote for @RayHarrington "Vote for Ray Harrington! bit.ly/z7XugQ
  13. @armenianhbilly haha that could go either way