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benmordecai

  1. If I ever made an album, you better believe this would be the cover art yfrog.com/h6lvcnp
  2. Insanely creepy RT @cityfires: wimp.com/creepywatson/ fb.me/24g6TOhze
  3. Who is it that defined manliness and how can we get the fired?
  4. "$14.99 is no $5.99" @ Tanger Outlets instagr.am/p/LGKKN2Iyw2/
  5. The RIAA is suing limewire for more money than exists in the world. ultimate-guitar.com/news/industry_…
  6. Stung by a yellow jacket FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  7. This is why the solution to the budget problem is not an increate in taxes: costofwar.com/en/
  8. Barbie's home grown organic produce! instagr.am/p/K_gz9uoy2I/
  9. To this day, every time I see @mashable post I still think "CHEEKBONES"
  10. Replacement! instagr.am/p/K_YKC-IyyD/
  11. Had a dream that I had a perfectly shaped long and soft beard except it was on exactly half of my face from left sideburn to center of chin.
  12. @rickylarry not only can you, but it will be one of the best ones you will ever taste
  13. #thatawkwardmoment when you realize that "Still Fly" is to the same tune as the Gilligan's Island theme song.
  14. The lady at Chick-fil-a accidentally put diet lemonade in my Arnold Palmer #whitewhine #firstworldproblems
  15. #thatcrazymoment when you realize you just bought over $40,000 of equipment without batting an eye.
  16. bit.ly/HAAbug Skip to 0:51. Also, weirdest video ever.
  17. What's that? A budget needs cut? What else can we take away from teachers?
  18. Happy proto-mother's day Hallie instagr.am/p/Kke3J5Iy74/