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benminer

tim duncan looks younger than lebron james about 1 hour ago via web
much like apache, i need a gangsta bitch about 1 hour ago via web
@alf_park ding ding! correct! 7:46 PM May 28th via web in reply to alf_park
toronto! i need a new apartment, looking queen west/trinity. can anyone help? 9:27 AM May 26th via web
Don't you look at me that way 8:16 PM May 25th via Mobile Web
@QueefRTbot haha jesus 8:00 PM May 25th via Mobile Web in reply to QueefRTbot
@mrdannypayne nice!!! We should get started soon, man! Exciting! 11:49 AM May 23rd via web in reply to mrdannypayne
oz was better than the wire. discuss. 8:33 PM May 22nd via web
vaginer. it's funnier that way. 8:07 PM May 22nd via web
@mrdannypayne Yup! You handling fest PR? 3:38 PM May 22nd via web in reply to mrdannypayne
@TheSullyFisher that's more of a paté than a sandwich meat 11:57 AM May 21st via web in reply to TheSullyFisher
suggest a sandwich. go! 11:48 AM May 21st via web
@thegoldenmuzzy back in toronto now 10:00 PM May 19th via web in reply to thegoldenmuzzy
@thegoldenmuzzy there's fuck all in oakville though. i saw a "relaxology center". Really? Pay to relax? Go to hell, oakville. 9:58 PM May 19th via web in reply to thegoldenmuzzy
@thegoldenmuzzy hahaha nuthin really, shows were good. just barely anyone there 9:57 PM May 19th via web in reply to thegoldenmuzzy
@meganfraser good call. eff that place. it's the melba toast of cities 9:51 PM May 19th via web in reply to meganfraser
i bet kate gosslin's vagina looks a lot like mick jagger's mouth 9:47 PM May 19th via web
@meganfraser oh man you're not moving there are you? 9:46 PM May 19th via web in reply to meganfraser
just did a show in oakville. why do people live there? 9:40 PM May 19th via web
@Rizzivision i fight to win, rizzi, box cutters and genital hoofing. 9:38 PM May 19th via web in reply to Rizzivision

Name Ben Miner
Location Downtown Canada
Web http://www.benmin...
Bio I'm a stand-up comic and I host Comic Stripped on SiriusXM Radio! http://urlm.in/hqpz Watch the clip! FYI these are my opinions and not those of SiriusXM.