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I mean, do men really carry a separate change purse? Or do you carry the change loose in your pocket?about 4 hours agovia Twitter for iPhone
Question for the guys: wife bought me a thin wallet because my old one had become a George Costanza mess. So where do I keep my change?about 4 hours agovia Twitter for iPhone
I hope none of the Celtics blink too loudly during halftime, they might get called for a technical.6:38 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
Is there something wrong with me that I really want to see that movie with Adam Sandler playing Andy Samberg's dad?6:00 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
I'm sorry but when lebron breaks away with a steal like that I'm expecting a backflip glass shattering dunk. I am disappointed.5:52 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
The only way I am going to watch The Bachelorette past 8:30 tonight is if Rajon Rondo shows up to date Emily.5:20 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
If I went on a date with a girl and she expected me to rapell up a building to get to dinner, she better have EMS standing by.5:17 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
Only on The Bachelorette would there be a guy named Alejandro competing against a guy named Alesandro.5:15 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone