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benmettler

  1. @SamanthaSawyer Just finished the most recent Mad Men. Holy crap!!!!! about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. I'm a bladder? instagr.am/p/LOijE2h4ZW/ about 6 hours ago via Instagram
  3. @howard2112 Oh I know. They'll be terrible this year too, but with the Dolphins we'll get a behind the scenes look at complete dysfunction. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to howard2112
  4. I'm sure @howard2112 is excited about the Dolphins being on Hard Knocks. Now we can all see what it takes to be a mediocre/terrible team. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. Nice evening on the patio instagr.am/p/LMGST-B4cz/ 4:38 PM May 28th via Instagram
  6. The backyard animal murder count rose by one today when Jake and Arnold got a hold of a bird. That is now two rabbits, a squirrel and a bird 3:31 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. Finally getting my photo library cleaned up since the transition to the Mac (a year ago). Now I just have about 800 wedding photos to import 11:05 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  8. Why does everything we cook seem to have cilantro in it. #pickingleaves 4:06 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
  9. Sitting on a bench in front of LOFT waiting for @abigailmettler. Fully expect to see @OlDirtyKovac and @KatRumon walk by any minute now. 9:48 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. This is right up @mrgypson's alley. bit.ly/KS41kr 9:14 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  11. Being the Community fan that he is, I'm sure @theAmazingBen is following @guarascioport already. 8:38 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  12. Jake the Snake instagr.am/p/LEWeVQh4fh/ 4:26 PM May 25th via Instagram
  13. RT @MrStuckey2u: @stevesalcedo to play Wes Anderson in new Biopic. yfrog.com/obnlysvij 7:41 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  14. @mrgypson @mrandyclark It's parked outside! Run out there and look!!!! 7:43 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to mrgypson
  15. @tyler_allen Lame. Thanks. 7:37 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to tyler_allen
  16. @tyler_allen @howard2112 Is there an Indy 500 app I can use to follow the action or just their mobile site? 7:31 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
  17. @mrgypson is really wishing he had a spare $125k laying around. bit.ly/JDJVVp 1:27 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  18. @theAmazingBen ...says the guy who has an Android device. 12:03 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to theAmazingBen
  19. I'm pretty sure @SamanthaSawyer is mad at me now that I outed her dog walking practices on twitter. #tryingtomaketheworldabetterplace 11:33 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  20. When @SamanthaSawyer walks her dog, she doesn't pick up his poop. We need twitter to shame her into cleaning up. #dotherightthing 11:27 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck