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  1. What percentage of guys with prison tats who are worth more than thirty million have/have had NBA contracts? Eighty percent? Ninety? 7:49 PM Dec 23rd from web
  2. @CXClausen The BNAT fat rears seemed to like it but...yeah, agreed. 3:10 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to CXClausen
  3. Far as I can tell, the first movie trailer where a 12 year old drops a c bomb- http://tinyurl.com/ybkp5cx 12:00 AM Dec 22nd from web
  4. @matthewgain Maybe could be. 5:35 PM Dec 21st from Twitterrific
  5. Stupidest line in The Matrix, 'sentinels are killing machines that do one thing- search and destroy.' So....three things then. 6:14 AM Dec 18th from web
  6. Oprah christmasing @ whitehouse equals post racial America. KAK christmasing @ The Lodge equals post interesting Australia. 2:53 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  7. RT @scottkeenan Ten is airing Oprah's Christmas At The Whitehouse special. Hello Nine - the public demands Kerri-Anne At The Lodge! 2:50 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  8. Having troubles enjoying The Contender: English as a Second Language episode. 2:09 AM Dec 14th from web
  9. @scottkeenan Where is it? I'm keen... 5:18 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to scottkeenan
  10. @maudelicious Boo ya. Glad you enjoyed it. I've got the next book in the series for ya too... 4:39 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to maudelicious
  11. Lovely Bones, more like the Fugly Groans. All yours Mad magazine... 3:19 AM Dec 10th from Twitterrific
  12. RT @DanChiappini: Thought I saw a woman carrying a unicycle on the train today. Turns out it was just an ugly handbag with a ridiculousl ... 4:34 PM Dec 9th from web
  13. Face may or may not have leaked a little bit when watching Up on the plane. Stupid elevated oxygen environment. 4:26 PM Dec 9th from web
  14. Watching The Contender, when I have to fly in six hours. These roughnuts better get all nasty punchy for me. 4:18 AM Nov 30th from web
  15. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: love, life, doing - http://w33.us/c2v 1:04 AM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
  16. @scottkeenan It'll be just as messy. 7:07 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  17. Just demoed a game controller that uses just the power of the mind. It blew mine... 7:01 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  18. I accidentally referred to K-Fed as talent. Now I must commit seppuku. 5:09 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  19. K-fed is in town promoting Ed Hardy. the perfect douchey synergy of talent and product makes me want to cry. 4:10 PM Nov 26th from web
  20. @juzzycullen 3/4 shorts. 4:08 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to juzzycullen