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benlocker

  1. @photobox your Father's Day promo email doesn't say when Father's Day is. Guarantee you'll get a better response if the next one does ;-) about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. @billhilton well, my old scout, you'll be fresher than me... about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to billhilton
  3. Home. Driven another flipping 400 miles since yesterday evening. #iseetarmacwhenmyeyesareshut about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @StockwellStreet @greenwichcouk sounds a good idea. Are you in Colchester's beautiful Stockwell Street? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to StockwellStreet
  5. @KathFinney @venyanamore @shedworking Actually, thinking about it, I auomatically use 'nor' if the previous word ends on a plosive consonant 5:19 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  6. @KathFinney Makes me think of physics lessons and NAND, NOR, AND and OR gates. Whatever they were... 5:14 AM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to KathFinney
  7. I've almost completely stopped using 'nor' after 'neither', opting for 'or' instead. Does this qualify me for a grammatical pistol whipping? 5:11 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  8. @tomcopy Sympathy. I came in here one Sunday and the fire alarm system warning alarm was going. That nearly drove me mad. 4:30 AM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to tomcopy
  9. @zemblamatic God knows. But he must be ready to cross the road by now. 3:13 AM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to zemblamatic
  10. Just spent 5 terrifying minutes watching Blair. He would have been a sublime Bond villain. 2:39 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  11. @ClassicalCDs Looks great! Have you got it in @TheGazette? I'm sure @JamesECalnan would be interested. 2:16 AM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to ClassicalCDs
  12. @oli Good man. Hit lifted and waved in your direction. Bottle of Ghost Ship discreetly put in your blazer pocket. 3:09 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to oli
  13. @oli You're a gent Oli. Turns out there's a launderette on North Hill. I've dropped off Anne & boys - they're putting it in on way to park 2:10 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to oli
  14. Broken washing machine hell. Launderette a go-go. 1:18 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Fine Wanda Landowska on Radio 3 at moment. Worth getting on Listen Again. 1:13 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. My big problem with The Exorcist is that it takes me 45 minutes to remember I'm not watching The Inen. #itv4 3:01 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone from Colchester, Essex  
  17. @mbattistella Oh yes. I remember. Hang on - I might have a link. Good message, poor design ;-) 2:36 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone from Colchester, Essex   in reply to mbattistella