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  1. @keamy Tip: When executing people via gun shot to the back of the head -- don't be such a pussy and do it via Smoke Beast instead.
  2. @ddipaolo was alive at first, but now I might have him killed. Good job, pal: Disparaging me in an effort to get mentioned works!
  3. Jesus. I get a twitter account, and @keamy just can't wait to get on board. I so can't wait to talk someone else into killing him.
  4. Re: Rousseau's net trap. How the hell was I supposed to know *not* to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich lying on the jungle floor?
  5. We need more signs on this island which warn of wild-eyed, paranoid nut-jobs holding guns in jungle clearings.
  6. If I had known that my first kidnapped child was going to die a horrible death, I probably would have held on to Walt.
  7. Just now realizing I've got absolutely nothing to do tonight.
  8. Anyone know where I can put in an order for some "Others for McCain" shirts?
  9. When I say that we're the "good" guys, I only mean we're good at what we do. Beyond that, yeah ... we're pretty much the bad guys.
  10. Steve Jobs? Definitely a Dharma guy. The proof: http://www.thetailsection.com/HatchComputer2.png
  11. Sometimes I feel like the guy who just gets to watch during a threesome. First I lose Juliet to Jack, and then I lose Jacob to John.
  12. I once tried to get laid by telling all the women I knew on the island that Jacob had just told me that my sperm were the "chosen" sperm.
  13. In talks with Jeff Probst about utilizing the island for the next season of Survivor. I want to call it: "Survivor: No one Survives"
  14. I have it on good faith that the only reason Ethan tried to kill Charlie was to get him to stop singing "You All Everybody" over and over.
  15. It just occurred to me: How on earth did Jacob expect John to move the Island? Pretty fucked up that he expects me to train my replacement.
  16. Twitter is *not* my constant.
  17. "Move the island." Damn. People are still annoyed at me from the LAST time we moved. Maybe if we tell them there will be beer and pizza.
  18. It's come to my attention that some people think Sayid could take me in a fight. Sayid couldn't even handle Shanon, people. Think about it.
  19. Great prices, great quality: http://www.securityprousa.com/copobatabaas.html
  20. I lost two followers since last I checked. This is unacceptable! Is it because Jacob likes John Locke better than me, now? It is, isn't it!