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  1. @keamy Tip: When executing people via gun shot to the back of the head -- don't be such a pussy and do it via Smoke Beast instead.5:27 AM May 24th, 2008 from web in reply to keamy
  2. @ddipaolo was alive at first, but now I might have him killed. Good job, pal: Disparaging me in an effort to get mentioned works!5:20 AM May 24th, 2008 from web in reply to ddipaolo
  3. Jesus. I get a twitter account, and @keamy just can't wait to get on board. I so can't wait to talk someone else into killing him.5:16 AM May 24th, 2008 from web
  4. Re: Rousseau's net trap. How the hell was I supposed to know *not* to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich lying on the jungle floor?2:38 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  5. We need more signs on this island which warn of wild-eyed, paranoid nut-jobs holding guns in jungle clearings.2:37 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  6. If I had known that my first kidnapped child was going to die a horrible death, I probably would have held on to Walt.2:27 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  7. Just now realizing I've got absolutely nothing to do tonight.8:04 AM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  8. Anyone know where I can put in an order for some "Others for McCain" shirts?6:41 AM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  9. When I say that we're the "good" guys, I only mean we're good at what we do. Beyond that, yeah ... we're pretty much the bad guys.6:35 AM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  10. Steve Jobs? Definitely a Dharma guy. The proof: http://www.thetailsection.c...7:54 PM May 21st, 2008 from web
  11. Sometimes I feel like the guy who just gets to watch during a threesome. First I lose Juliet to Jack, and then I lose Jacob to John.3:59 PM May 21st, 2008 from web
  12. I once tried to get laid by telling all the women I knew on the island that Jacob had just told me that my sperm were the "chosen" sperm.8:26 AM May 21st, 2008 from web
  13. In talks with Jeff Probst about utilizing the island for the next season of Survivor. I want to call it: "Survivor: No one Survives"8:22 AM May 21st, 2008 from web
  14. I have it on good faith that the only reason Ethan tried to kill Charlie was to get him to stop singing "You All Everybody" over and over.7:48 AM May 21st, 2008 from web
  15. It just occurred to me: How on earth did Jacob expect John to move the Island? Pretty fucked up that he expects me to train my replacement.6:42 AM May 21st, 2008 from web
  16. Twitter is *not* my constant.6:37 PM May 20th, 2008 from web
  17. "Move the island." Damn. People are still annoyed at me from the LAST time we moved. Maybe if we tell them there will be beer and pizza.4:00 PM May 20th, 2008 from web
  18. It's come to my attention that some people think Sayid could take me in a fight. Sayid couldn't even handle Shanon, people. Think about it.8:39 AM May 20th, 2008 from web
  19. Great prices, great quality: http://www.securityprousa.c...8:34 AM May 20th, 2008 from web
  20. I lost two followers since last I checked. This is unacceptable! Is it because Jacob likes John Locke better than me, now? It is, isn't it!8:31 AM May 20th, 2008 from web