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  1. I'm taking a slow boat to the UK. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Mom & dad had fun at my show last night. They woke up early to go kosher meat shopping. I hope I never visit a butcher before 9 AM. 7:45 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  3. Tonight's the night I'm gonna make it happen. Tonight I push all other things aside. I'm so excited: http://tinyurl.com/ygexpkg 1:46 PM Nov 28th from web
  4. Chicago: Tonight fundraiser at Berlin, tomorrow CD release at Mary's Attic. Buy cheaper advance tickets NOW: http://tinyurl.com/ygexpkg 8:15 AM Nov 27th from web
  5. Ben Lerman has a show coming up on 11/28/2009 at 07:00 PM @ Mary's Attic in Chicago, IL http://www.reverbnation.com... 7:36 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. I just made salami apple stuffing to serve 34 people. I'm thankful to sit down now. 11:01 AM Nov 26th from web
  7. @MargaGomez everyone knows that floors are for pounding chicken breasts. with a hammer. 5:36 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to MargaGomez
  8. My ears have almost depressurized from the plane ride two days ago. 3:11 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. If I gave him the penny from my loafers, he'd still have no sense. No sense at all! #smartmouthbroadfromthe30s 3:07 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. @MargaGomez @jessicahalem i too stuff a mean mushroom. one time i used fried matzah to stuff them. i know. stroke of genius. 3:00 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to MargaGomez
  11. RT @patricec: Video: gawkertv: Hence forth I will be giving Christian Side Hugs. I appreciate any movement that goes to the... http://tu ... 2:56 PM Nov 25th from web
  12. Awesome accoustic cover of "Single Ladies." Really, really good: http://www.youtube.com/watc... 8:32 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. Dropped my phone in the toilet while crafting a brilliantly status update. Guess the old adage is true: Don't shit where you tweet. 1:15 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. Thanks ad men, for creating these hilarious Halls print ads. They are exactly what I feel right now: http://tinyurl.com/ykre4qx 1:04 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. Chicago & no. Indiana: I'm going to be on vocalo 89.5 FM at noon. Or online at http://www.vocalo.org I'm sick. Can barely talk. Eek. 9:47 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  16. Waiting to leave on a jetplane at JFK. See you in a couple of months, Lower East Side! (Try not to put up any glass towers while I'm gone.) 12:04 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  17. I just saw Adam Lambert face-hump a man wearing only electrical tape on network TV. And my act is too racy for college kids? Crazy. 8:32 PM Nov 22nd from web
  18. On the #AMAs I learned there is no place in Shakira's army for white women. Or musical instruments. Or singing live on a musical award show. 6:34 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  19. One week 'til I'm back at Hamburger Mary's in Chicago with Cameron Esposito and Dan Telfer. http://www.benlerman.net/marys 4:06 PM Nov 21st from web
  20. SF! I've got your NYE plans all sewn up: I'm opening for @MargaGomez at her New Year's Eve Spectacular - http://tinyurl.com/ydjubnb 6:10 AM Nov 20th from web