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  1. @Artotem Great photo!
  2. What happens in Vegas comes right back home with you and bites you in the ass, landing you in @kasheri 's office.
  3. Clifford will choke on Emily Elizabeth's splintered bones.
  4. The Panda, from within a huge box, insists "I'm not in here!" Boo complains "Hannah Montana is not good for my brain!" That is all.
  5. going home
  6. Walked in on conversation in Second Life: "Check out the unibrow on that giant prawn!"
  7. Dear cute iphone postcard app, I'll not be using your autotweet button again. "Please Mr. Postman???" Really?
  8. Please Mr. Postman! Here's my postcard: http://postmanapp.com/td3jyh
  9. My daughter prefers pan & scan to widescreen. WHERE DID I GO WRONG???
  10. Upgrade to iPhone os 3.0 went pretty smoothly. No one was hurt, no one was arrested.
  11. A particularly horrible death: http://tinyurl.com/ny9gst
  12. My employers run so many remote admin agents on my laptop that it barely has enough cpu cycles left for the mouse to move the cursor.
  13. Opera heads in the opposite direction of, well, everyone: http://tinyurl.com/mpmf6o . Intriguing.
  14. These bandages are racist.
  15. @Hawthorntree I'll fax you a photocopy of an artist's conception of the check.
  16. Web ad: Nude celebrities click here. Were I a nude celebrity I absolutely would.
  17. @substitute Woohoo! Please tell all on LJ if you haven't yet. :-]
  18. My phone crashed and got stuck in mid-reboot while i slept, so my alarm never went off. But where's my flying car?
  19. @substitute Holy poo I hope not.
  20. @farispenn The assumption is that the apples are shot at your skull by a baseball pitching machine.