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  1. Not the first girl to say that to me RT @writersclub: @benjohncock I expected it to be crude; you don't disappoint.
  2. @EmmaB4 @meandmybigmouth You can ask, but then he'd have to make one for all of us....Perhaps we should bring our own Thermos? @firebookswap
  3. Thanks should go to Mrs JC really - she was the one who wrapped and posted! (although I wrote the post-it) @writersclub @suecookcom
  4. @PublicityBooks Goodness, are you back?
  5. @hprw You are right. I will have to settle for a banoffee pie instead. It's all they sell here.
  6. @hprw No, nooo....you misunderstand. It is male moisturiser. I think man paste discussions might predate "us"....
  7. @hprw *flexes and struts* *sits down a bit tired*
  8. @helenjbeal Brilliant, thanks!
  9. Boys! Get your MAN PASTE here! From my mum. RT @helenjbeal: @benjohncock Look! A whole boys section! http://bit.ly/5cmocX
  10. @SueCookcom After observing @hprw on Sunday, I'm not sure that's a good idea.
  11. @1mgoldstars Thanks v much for the RT! Delores will be very grateful.
  12. Of course - I believe they do a good line in MAN PASTE RT @helenjbeal: @benjohncock Surely boys are allowed that stuff too?
  13. @LaceyTiger Yeah, it's pretty unusual, isn't it! My grandpa want something that made her sound like a movie star of the 30's & 40's, I think
  14. @nicolamorgan @meandmybigmouth Although I'm not sure today is a good day to tease him. He is sleep deprived.
  15. @nicolamorgan @meandmybigmouth I think it more likely that he will look like wild Grizzly Adams via the stark contrast.
  16. Girls! My mum has just started up as a Neal's Yard Consultant. Why not treat yourselves to something! http://tinyurl.com/yls5vt9 Pls RT
  17. True. Especially on the chin. RT @Wordtree: @benjohncock Good - WOMAN STUBBLE is not as nice. #thewritelines
  18. @LaraWilliamson Can you also tell him that Mrs JC thinks his pots are lovely. I know this, because she tells me every time we walk past them
  19. @popcultmag Thanks so much!
  20. @nicolamorgan @hprw There is a small amount of stubble. It is needed for tomorrow's @firebookswap.