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benjkendall

  1. I'm surrounded by Germans. Germans are very nice people: like the English but with patience.
  2. @davidwilcock I always think if you put on a hard hat and yellow jacket you can get away with practically anything.
  3. @davidwilcock we're they wearing fluorescent jackets?
  4. @CavellFete2012 no worries.
  5. I find that thing of putting my toiletries in a clear bag most humiliating. Like declaring to the world 'yes I moisturise'.
  6. Up early enough to hear the Shipping Forecast. At Stansted where several people are crying. I know how they feel.
  7. @swyllie I don't think tweeting counts as revision, Wyllie.
  8. My tardiness also forced me to walk through first class. Half the people in there weren't even using the complimentary massage service.
  9. I like two of those three things.
  10. Just played the grab-whatever-you-can-before-your-train-comes game in Simply Food. Ended up with sparkling water, wasabi peas and marzipan.
  11. I am in London collecting bits of paper with my face on. So far I have two out of three, the third one is proving difficult.
  12. @womaninblack wool churches aren't what I hope they are, are they?
  13. @womaninblack let me guess: nice food, nice beaches, beach huts and nice gardens?
  14. @RobboITV are you out on your scooter today?
  15. The sun comes out and all the young people head to Cromer. twitpic.com/9pdxhj
  16. Norfolk fire service to become only brigade in UK to operate a dive team. In no way related to Norfolk Police scrapping their dive team...
  17. Before he was famous: Jeremy Clarkson as cub reporter shar.es/qvHwR via @sharethis
  18. @twitchut 4) Jed 5) Ward.