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Are we home yet? Oh no, only another HOURANDAHALF. Still, I have cupcake_rachel for entertainment, and am thus tonight's big winner.about 3 hours agofrom Tweetie
Take That event good. Queens Of Noise utterly shit. Train journey long. And not yet even begun.about 4 hours agofrom Tweetie
About to see Take That. Secretly quite excited. Don't tell anyone, 'kay?about 7 hours agofrom Tweetie
Just had the magic blur-your-eyes-for-six-hours drops again. This time with extra sting. At risk of sounding like a baby: aiiiiiiiiieeee!about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
At hospital waiting to have god knows what done to me eyes. Essentially trying not to breathe in too often for fear of Swines.about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
Family Guy in bed cancelled. Stupid unhackable Region 2 DVD player.2:27 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Have persuaded the wife to let us have a TV in the bedroom for the first time in four years. Family Guy in bed is go, right now.2:16 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
#patriots fans up in arms about what a 'douche' Rex Ryan is. Well, they should know - there's no more arrogant douche than Bill Belichick.10:51 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie