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benjirino

  1. @DurgisFlak I have. I've yet to hear back, but I'll be more than happy to take advice from the citizens advice bureau. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DurgisFlak
  2. Just learned that an entry level vacant position in the company I work at is HIGHER PAID than I am, after four years. Fuck this place. 8:13 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. It amazes me how many people don't believe in gods, but do believe in luck. 5:28 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Bike busted. Hay fever kicking in. 2 hours into this day and I feel that it wasn't worth it. 1:37 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Despite that, the actual service on @o2 was good. Just feel a bit let down. 10:54 AM May 24th via web
  6. Let down by @O2, after four years of service, they didn't even try to match several deals I found. Poor customer loyalty. 10:53 AM May 24th via web
  7. @SlinkyBeads I don't know who you are, or why you added me, but I'm sold on following you back by this Tweet alone. Glorious. 11:41 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SlinkyBeads
  8. Eurgh, people are so fucking pushy. Peer pressure doesn't stop when you grow up, kids. Learn to say no and not let people push you. 2:44 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Anyone know how to delete lists on the Twitter app? 11:32 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I added my current e-mail to @twitter and opted to keep it private, yet suddenly have loads of #spam. Sleazy. 2:18 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @riotgrrrrrrrrl One does not simply "hide a boner". 10:36 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to riotgrrrrrrrrl
  12. “@joshoowuh: "What what in the butt butt!" - Thomas Aquinas” Truly, words to live by. 4:41 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Decided to give to a homeless gent yesterday afternoon after reading @StreetCatBob's inspiring tale. Ashamed to admit I walk past too often. 4:31 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @unmurdered Mine's three and a half, and it's only just showed signs of proper slowing down and issues. 10:15 AM Apr 16th via web in reply to chrismewilson
  15. Loving @StreetCatBob book. Inspiring stuff for both man and feline. Hope both James and Bob make plenty off of it, they've earned it. 10:58 PM Apr 14th via web
  16. @riotgrrrrrrrrl I'm sew-sew. 7:37 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to riotgrrrrrrrrl
  17. If you bet on the #grandnational today, I'd like to remind you that you're backing a race that almost guarantees an animal will die. 4:19 AM Apr 14th via web