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benjilanyado

  1. @howells defo...lots of overlapping ideas. Will be in touch soon.
  2. @WillyDean @DisOrientFC @timjonze Godspeed. I've got a couple of scouts coming down.
  3. @corxo been given a 100m radius restraining order around you, @mattpointblank & @blagdaross. Purchasing moustache&glasses disguise. ;)
  4. @paul_a_smith have seen, looks cool, thanks.
  5. @DawnHFoster yeah well I've got a yellow belt in tae kwon don't. bring it.
  6. @paul_a_smith Oh don't be.... benjilanyado.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/int…
  7. @elliotsmith also, before I forget... twitter.com/benjilanyado/s…
  8. @elliotsmith Nice. Might make a bid for power, starting with my RATM performance.
  9. @ilonacatherine certainly is... top5news.co.uk
  10. @WillyDean teehee....
  11. @mwolferobinson Noted, thanks.
  12. @DawnHFoster I'm bringing my big sister. She's nails and smokes fags and everything.
  13. Back in at the Guardian as a freelancer tomorrow. Worried former staffer colleagues will steal my lunch money and give me chinese burns.
  14. @Helene_FR exactly... they've tried to show him empathising... because that's all that women do, obviously. #facepalm
  15. @_DonaldS indeed. A troublesome chap it seems, but defo the innocent one in all this! pretty disgraceful.
  16. Alex Reid becomes 'pregnant man' to "empathise". Then does womanly tasks like shopping, mopping & dish washing. FFS. dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…
  17. @Rob_Hull certainly. with union jack sombrero and royal family tree shorts. ;)
  18. Poor old Adem Ljajic: punched by his manager last month, now banned from Serbia squad for not singing national anthem. telegraph.co.uk/sport/football…
  19. @mattpointblank you knows it. #comicsanschic
  20. @currybet "oh Benji you're an inspiration to us all?"