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  1. Wife wanted me to defrost the turkey. I soaked it in the tub messaging it lovingly and whispering "see you thursday". I love Thanksgiving...
  2. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 11/21/2009 at 08:00 PM @ South Street Co... in Jackson, TN http://www.reverbnation.com...
  3. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 11/20/2009 at 08:00 PM @ South Street Co... in Jackson, TN http://www.reverbnation.com...
  4. An 11-year-old Idaho boy shot a bear on his family's front porch. Witnesses Tigger, Piglet and Eeyore argue Christopher just snapped.
  5. I just discovered porn bloopers on the internet last night! I laughed my ass off and realized my sex life doesn’t seem so embarrassing.
  6. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 11/14/2009 at 08:00 PM @ River Jacks @ ... in LaCrosse, WI http://www.reverbnation.com...
  7. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 11/13/2009 at 09:30 PM @ Spring Lake... in Spring Lake, MI http://www.reverbnation.com...
  8. To celebrate their 40th, Michelle Obama will be on Sesame Street today with Burt and Ernie helping kids understand Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
  9. We're getting closer to health care reform. Good news for me. Right now the only way I’m getting to a physical is an alien abduction.
  10. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 11/06/2009 at 08:00 PM @ Redstone Ars... in Huntsville, AL http://www.reverbnation.com...
  11. An Illinois woman is suing A&E because they televised her resisting arrest. She was blurred but still got recognized by her tramp stamp.
  12. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 11/04/2009 at 08:00 PM @ Gold Country C... in Oroville, CA http://www.reverbnation.com...
  13. Lied about trick or treating Sat. Did some drunk shopping and bought candy and a bag. Here is hoping she don't know how to use the internet.
  14. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 11/03/2009 at 08:00 PM @ Laughs Unlim... in Sacramento, CA http://www.reverbnation.com...
  15. Russia's space agency says it wants to build a spaceship with a nuclear engine. I believe it’s called the Death Star.
  16. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 10/31/2009 at 01:00 PM @ TSS in Talladega, AL http://www.reverbnation.com...
  17. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 10/30/2009 at 01:00 PM @ TSS in Talladega, AL http://www.reverbnation.com...
  18. Saw Paranormal Activity. That movie made me sick. The camera shacks so much it looks like my memaw filmed it.
  19. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 10/25/2009 at 08:00 PM @ Private in Pittsburg, PA http://www.reverbnation.com...
  20. Benjie Wright has a show coming up on 10/24/2009 at 08:00 PM @ Cottonwood Inn in Glasgow, MT http://www.reverbnation.com...