benjamn
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RT @: I love how they ask you to rate the iPhone app you're deleting
Kinda like asking Mrs. Lincoln to review "Our Americ ...
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12:33 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Should I diversify my sock portfolio?
4:47 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to cocomamba
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Existential anxiety abhors a cold shower. Try to contemplate the possibility of your nonexistence while taking one. Just try. I dare you.
4:47 PM Nov 22nd
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If anybody needs to murder his darlings, it's this guy:
3:02 PM Nov 22nd
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RT @: Last 'Hazards' set tonight! Thnx all for coming out over the last 9 mos. Could've carried a child to term! If i had a wo
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2:34 PM Nov 21st
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@ ack it!
10:25 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to bihzad
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@ via @:
11:39 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to brendan642
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mustum ardens
9:30 PM Nov 19th
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@ Welcome to the adult table! I only just got here myself.
9:14 PM Nov 19th
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@ Decide binary representation of data, mark unit-length Au rods at the 0.data… point. Hope archaeologists measure from the same end.
7:41 PM Nov 19th
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@ And, since I have no idea how to use those characters correctly, you should read the words as if they had no diacritics at all :)
6:05 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to cansar
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@ Well, has some cultural basis, but NÇ was inspired by a joke involving the word "frençh."
6:02 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to cansar
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Heavÿ Metäl Ümlaüt, meet Nonşensiçal Çedilla. Çedilla, Ümlaüt. I'll let the two of you take it from here.
(inspired by Adam Hahn)
11:47 AM Nov 19th
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Just because it breaks subject line-based filters, renaming a mailing list probably does give a decent boost to the list's activity.
6:48 PM Nov 18th
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"Program received signal SIGABRT, Aborted."
"(gdb) ill"
"Undefined command: 'ill'. But, yeah, I thought so too."
5:34 PM Nov 18th
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@ Watch out for that BEAM…
4:26 PM Nov 18th
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How has "may not" survived so long? Its two meanings ("is/are not permitted to" vs. "is/are permitted not to") are completely at odds!
1:49 PM Nov 18th
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@ Status: NOSTALGICFORME "It would be nice if you didn't have to use ResEdit, but why not open ResEdit and reminisce anyway?"
12:30 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to truebethegreat
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@ Aw, man, I had a IIci. Any idea how you'd go about connecting that machine to the internet?
1:00 AM Nov 18th
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@ I'll use it!
6:32 PM Nov 17th
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- Name Ben Newman
- Location iPhone: 37.420708,-122.168798
- Web http://benjamn.com
- Bio Recovering sarcast (sincere since... fuck me, just now). In all seriousness: I develop software at Mozilla.
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