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  1. Sometimes when i walk down the aisles at wal mart i pretend i am spiderman. I pull stuff off the shelves with my web.1:28 PM Jul 8th from txt
  2. I got Old Spice body wash in my eye. Yes I use Old Spice.3:36 PM Jul 7th from web
  3. Father LIke daughter... (see profile pic on facebook)6:54 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  4. Pray for my Mother In Law. She received bad news (although we are trying to be optimistic) at the doctor.9:28 PM Jul 6th from TwitterGadget
  5. Just had a guy tell me that he lost his water bottle. He sure was thrown for a loop when I told him it was in his front pocket.3:38 AM Jul 6th from TwitterGadget
  6. Sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.12:08 PM Jul 5th from txt
  7. @doulosofchrist for a second i thought you looked like al franken in your picture. I of course don't see any other resemblance except that10:33 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to doulosofchrist
  8. Getting ready for fireworks. I am prepared to say revolutionary war quotes during the show.7:59 PM Jul 4th from txt
  9. Governor heinaman, sen nelson, sen johanns, and rep fortenberry in the house. And by house i mean parade.2:12 PM Jul 4th from txt
  10. Getting ready for the 4th parade.1:43 PM Jul 4th from txt
  11. At americas official small town 4th of july celebration. Yeah thats right we're in seward. Take that york nebraska!11:08 AM Jul 4th from txt
  12. scotcharoos, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.8:11 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  13. I fell asleep in the chair again last night. Its like I am either in high school, or am 50+12:10 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  14. "You're about as bad as pearl harbor." Can now be replaced with another Michael Bay film...7:23 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  15. @glennbeck While buying your book at good ol' capitalist Wal-Mart, the check out lady didn't like my purchase."I don't like that Glenn Beck"3:26 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to glennbeck
  16. Fell asleep in a chair, woke up at 3 am with nightmares about getting bored during a movie involving slap-stick comedy, and fighting robots.5:45 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  17. I was surprised that they turned transformers into a comedy. Boo!9:21 PM Jul 1st from txt
  18. You would think that after working at the mission id be some activist for the poor. But im just a guy who likes to help people.7:10 PM Jun 29th from txt
  19. Go USA Soccer. Up 2-0 against Brazil. Thats the equivalent to 28-0 in American Football.12:16 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  20. @brendan_reed dont forget ed Mcmahon Last week.12:15 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to brendan_reed