benjaminpaige
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@ you're in the jungle?? Welcome!! We have games, fun, etc.
9:40 AM May 28th
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in reply to SklarBrothers
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12:32 PM May 26th
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in reply to artsandfarts
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@ @ isn't most feces black, or at least dark brownish?
12:29 PM May 26th
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in reply to DonaldGlover
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@ ask @ I'm sure he'll know
12:27 PM May 26th
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in reply to michaelianblack
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@ ooh gurl I love that dress. You got it where? Oh ok, Ross is .... Fun.
7:10 AM May 23rd
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in reply to EugeneMirman
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@ well I'll be damned if that isnt the sweetest fake anniversary txt ever. It warms my heart, and makes me need to pee..?
7:08 AM May 23rd
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in reply to RealSixFingers
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@ we were at the 10pm show. It was a good, great show; but it seemed like something was up. No biggie.
6:39 PM May 20th
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@ Dammit man I LOVE every show you do, but I just felt like something was off watching you @ last night. Are you ok?
5:10 PM May 20th
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@ for the first time in my life I am hoping to see Manny get his shit pushed in.
3:25 PM May 17th
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in reply to SklarBrothers
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@ @ may I suggest a duet? Perhaps Aladdin's "a whole new world" or the classic "ain't nothin but a G thang"
1:31 AM May 17th
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in reply to EugeneMirman
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@ @ SERIOUSLY! Those quadriplegic war scorned vets need to get a job.
10:01 PM May 16th
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in reply to adamsbaldwin
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@ actually it's a banana turtle..... No, wait... upon closer inspection it seems you're right, turtle banana
9:57 PM May 16th
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in reply to JudahWorldChamp
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@ LOVE that Pcast! So much so I just was put my penis inside it.
8:33 PM May 16th
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in reply to pattonoswalt
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@ @ who is Adam Baldwin? Is that somebody? Let me check.... Nope.
8:30 PM May 16th
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in reply to SarahKSilverman
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Fucking sweet! iTranslate Voice, the voice to voice translator app:
10:46 PM May 14th
via iTranslate Voice on iOS
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@ Just saw you in 'The Ritz' you were a phenominal Patron #3. Played with such brevity and emotion. !
11:18 PM May 10th
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@ @ I told him not to eat that second burrito from Santiago's
9:33 PM May 10th
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in reply to smotus
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@ weren't you just complaining that someone spoiled episodes of Game of Thones for you; and now you're spoiling a whole series?
5:50 AM May 9th
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in reply to azizansari
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@ the Gypsies are very disappointed in our reps and hopeful that our Gov will do the right thing. All of the Gypsies are "family"
2:52 AM May 9th
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in reply to AnaCabrera
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@ please tell me more about gamefly. Or maybe start slumming something UR familiar with, like pleated pants. ;-)
1:33 AM May 9th
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in reply to LarryJMiller
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- Name Benjamin Paige
- Location Denver, CO
- Web http://www.benjam...
- Bio I like it in here, no one is trying to get me to plow their god damned fields.
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