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benjaminpaige

  1. @SklarBrothers you're in the jungle?? Welcome!! We have games, fun, etc.
  2. @artsandfarts #spreadouttheinanity
  3. @DonaldGlover @rapradar3 isn't most feces black, or at least dark brownish?
  4. @michaelianblack ask @realdavidcross I'm sure he'll know
  5. @EugeneMirman ooh gurl I love that dress. You got it where? Oh ok, Ross is .... Fun.
  6. @RealSixFingers well I'll be damned if that isnt the sweetest fake anniversary txt ever. It warms my heart, and makes me need to pee..?
  7. @ToddGlass we were at the 10pm show. It was a good, great show; but it seemed like something was up. No biggie.
  8. @ToddGlass Dammit man I LOVE every show you do, but I just felt like something was off watching you @CW last night. Are you ok?
  9. @SklarBrothers for the first time in my life I am hoping to see Manny get his shit pushed in.
  10. @EugeneMirman @langhorneslim may I suggest a duet? Perhaps Aladdin's "a whole new world" or the classic "ain't nothin but a G thang"
  11. @adamsbaldwin @sarahksilverman SERIOUSLY! Those quadriplegic war scorned vets need to get a job. #lazyjerks
  12. @JudahWorldChamp actually it's a banana turtle..... No, wait... upon closer inspection it seems you're right, turtle banana
  13. @pattonoswalt LOVE that Pcast! So much so I just was put my penis inside it.
  14. @SarahKSilverman @adamsbaldwin who is Adam Baldwin? Is that somebody? Let me check.... Nope.
  15. Fucking sweet! iTranslate Voice, the voice to voice translator app: itranslatevoice.com
  16. @Dratzenberger Just saw you in 'The Ritz' you were a phenominal Patron #3. Played with such brevity and emotion. #brava!
  17. @smotus @denverpost I told him not to eat that second burrito from Santiago's
  18. @azizansari weren't you just complaining that someone spoiled episodes of Game of Thones for you; and now you're spoiling a whole series?
  19. @AnaCabrera the Gypsies are very disappointed in our reps and hopeful that our Gov will do the right thing. All of the Gypsies are "family"
  20. @LarryJMiller please tell me more about gamefly. Or maybe start slumming something UR familiar with, like pleated pants. ;-)