benjaminjfrost
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Was about to see a Russian play, in Latvian. Mental preparations were made, then boom. Sold out. Will I recover from this confusing time?
about 3 hours ago
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@ You're right. They totally are. But you might still be able to get this: which is more your style anyway?
1:52 PM Nov 30th
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@ Please do. And they'll fit well in a stocking, already being shoe shaped.
1:36 PM Nov 30th
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@ compromise?
1:28 PM Nov 30th
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@ Don't worry. I tweet this way so often I've developed calluses on my lower buttocks.
12:57 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to Sathyai
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@ If only you were here to confront that obnoxious child on my behalf. You've always known what to say to cheeky Baltic children.
12:53 PM Nov 30th
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I'm tweeting sidesaddle.
12:52 PM Nov 30th
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@ Smoothness is lost on us Australians. We are all rough roughians.
8:04 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to sazzy69
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Also today, large crowds gathered to express their "cobble based anger" re Riga's streets. Some want smooth, some don't. Your preference?
7:36 AM Nov 30th
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@ uh hum. Australian thanks (don't unfollow me based on this?)
7:33 AM Nov 30th
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@ - Well, smoking IS dangerous.
7:30 AM Nov 30th
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Riga, Latvia. Just had a 7 year old boy walk up and say "you american asshole." I had no comeback to this.
7:05 AM Nov 30th
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@ Whatever you're naming, call it "McCormick-Smythe."
6:52 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to Sathyai
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@ it will only travel at 1.2 kph though. Let's keep that in mind before we challenge the mighty Clarkson
6:50 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to GlossalFragster
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@ Just squirt it in the sushi paper fuel tank. You get one million miles per teaspoon.
5:51 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to GlossalFragster
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Make cars out of foam. Lighter, safer, less fuel required.
5:46 AM Nov 29th
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@ none of my family own leathers. Also, I am genetically so bad at mathimatics that I can't even spell it. He was your uncle.
1:07 PM Nov 28th
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in reply to louisa__
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@ copy / paste from the archives. I can't live like this.
12:52 PM Nov 28th
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in reply to joellybaby
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My "v" button has fallen to a deep irretrievable part of my suitcase. Why couldn't it have been the "{" key? V annoying, to say the least.
11:59 AM Nov 27th
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@ An absolute bargain. The first one was free too. Imagine the resale value on ebay!
8:16 AM Nov 24th
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- Name Ben Frost
- Location Land of the Lands
- Web http://www.benfro...
- Bio Puppeteer, Filmmaker and one below humourist
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