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benjamin_gran

  1. I'm having one of those days where you find yourself using a Tortilla chip as a napkin. 6:13 PM May 18th via HootSuite
  2. @NateLogsdon1 Thanks for the mention! I hope to do something worth following, very soon. 5:06 PM May 13th via web in reply to NateLogsdon1
  3. Does anyone else think it's strange that we named a whale after sperm? 8:05 AM May 12th via HootSuite
  4. @sanderdaniels Sorry, I checked with my client and they decided not to do an article on it. But thanks for offering. 1:04 PM May 11th via web in reply to sanderdaniels
  5. I like children better when they're too young to deliberately antagonize me. 7:54 AM May 11th via HootSuite
  6. There's no "I" in "Team," but if you rearrange the letters of "Team" it spells "Meat." Mmmm...meat. 7:10 AM May 11th via HootSuite
  7. Unhealthy eating is the new punk rock. 7:30 AM May 8th via HootSuite
  8. Real men clean toilets. 4:26 PM May 4th via HootSuite
  9. @tilesslams @ngreiter @sledgeworthbenz @ginacolleran Thanks for coming to the show last Saturday. Luke Ritter is @RittsTwitts 2:37 PM May 4th via web in reply to tilesslams
  10. @PatrickHastie @thespaceforames Thanks for being there to perform, Patrick - great stuff! I had a blast. 2:37 PM May 4th via web in reply to PatrickHastie
  11. I'm not a very good husband, but I'm an excellent boyfriend. 9:50 AM May 1st via HootSuite
  12. I'm going to start saving money by removing my own suspicious-looking moles. 10:40 AM Apr 30th via HootSuite
  13. @PatrickHastie thanks! I owe you money. Please send your mailing address to Benjamin.gran@gmail.com 7:16 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PatrickHastie
  14. Oh no, I forgot to check in on Foursquare today! Now...absolutely nothing will happen. 3:40 PM Apr 29th via HootSuite
  15. You know what would be a good name for a flight school? "Pontius Pilots." 12:05 PM Apr 29th via HootSuite
  16. The Catholic church should start doing Communion in the form of nachos. 7:40 AM Apr 29th via HootSuite
  17. At the venue. (@ The Space For Ames) [pic]: 4sq.com/JR1vbC 4:23 PM Apr 28th via foursquare
  • Name Ben Gran
  • Location Des Moines, Iowa, U.S.A.
  • Web http://BenjaminGr...
  • Bio Professional freelance writer, blogger, copywriter, ghostwriter. Also: comedian.
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