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Caught in the rain. Wet through. Bare feet for the rest of the day as shoes hopefully dry outside. Who'd be me eh? Lots of people.4 minutes ago from web
seen Bruno. Riskier than Borat but not funnier.about 11 hours ago from web
...on my head. Below the neck it's business as usual.1:38 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
I'm the most hair free I've been in quite some time.1:36 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
@stuscuba yes please1:35 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon in reply to stuscuba
@clarisssa I read phil mitchell's back ? Oh joyous of days.12:39 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon in reply to clarisssa
RT @chrisbaylis Top class Brooker today - http://bit.ly/z2gkO9:33 AM Jul 13th from web
@Shinybiscuit What are your plans for London?6:53 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFon in reply to Shinybiscuit
Head full of poo. Memory failure. Many things to be done. Keep forgetting what those things are. I LOVE Mondays.3:46 AM Jul 13th from web
@gracedent What makes you say that Grace Dent?4:09 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon in reply to gracedent
@Pinklilycat pretty deep for a Sunday evening but I see where you/they are coming from.3:58 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon in reply to Pinklilycat
She walked into my fist. I was just standing there, minding my own business, swinging my arms a bit.1:04 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
@b13thy not entirely1:03 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon in reply to b13thy
Forgot to tell you I accidentally punched a little girl in the head last week.12:44 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
@Pinklilycat They are all men of the cloth I assure you. Glad to see you are worshipping at the altar of Mario.12:42 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon in reply to Pinklilycat
In a car with some men.12:30 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
Please help settle an argument: Which model did dave rowntree go out with and are/were bill bailey and jo brand romantically linked?3:45 AM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
Awoke to find two missed calls from Foxtons. I forgot they don't share the same sleeping patterns as humans.3:32 AM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
@dangermain We went! I now have a piece on display there. Happy days.2:41 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to dangermain
Bed. Tea. Settle. North Yorkshire.2:43 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon

Name Ben Harris
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