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  1. They say elephants never forget. How could they have ever found that out? Great research w/a talking elephant who clued em in?
  2. http://ping.fm/p/4oIL4 - Riding bikes w/ my Dad. You know, a typical monday.
  3. U ever notice it's easier to walk downstairs than to walk up them?
  4. 7am. still can't fall asleep, so I just ate a sleeping pill. How come they don't make non-drowsy sleeping pills?
  5. Lot of things gotta do everyday: Eat 3-7 times, sleep 5-12hrs, brush twice, floss 1-0 times, work 7-19hrs. No time left to do nuthin.
  6. @thecomicscomic it was actually lunch. and my first meal of the day. it was just dark and i forgot and it felt dinnerish.
  7. @thecomicscomic this is true. i am touched however by how much you loved my set even though you didn't see it.
  8. Finishing Chinese dinner w/ @chadzumock @anjelahjohnson & @abbrobertson. I by far ate the most, including like 12 bowls of soup.
  9. 1 of most fun nites ever at Hwd Improv ComedyJuice. & there've been so many of them. Laughs. Drinks. Friends. Dancing. Rapping. A full nite.
  10. FREE TIX 2NITE 10PM Hwd Improv ComedyJuice. Doug Benson, me, Eddie Ifft, Shang,Josh Fadem, Chad Zumock. Just email guestlist@comedyjuice.com
  11. I'm on a show tomorrow (Tues) at House of Blues, Hollywood. Fundraiser 4 HEADCOUNT, a great non-profit http://www.headcount.org/ho...
  12. FYI 2nite's Chelsea episode is cancelled. I'll let u know when I'm on next. For now here's an old funny one. http://tinyurl.com/Latelyep
  13. Just watched Grey's Anatomy for the first time, and I totally get now why people love it so much. They are bored with their lives.
  14. Tom Green added to show I'm doing 2nite 10pm Ice House Pasadena. For up to 3 free tix (rest 1/2 price $5) icehouse@comedyjuice.com
  15. http://ping.fm/p/itXCE - 7am. Wasabi peas &an orange. now sleep. foto from tonite. NSFW
  16. Near Pasadena? Tomrw nite 10pm I'm on Comedy Juice at the Ice House. For free tix email icehouse@comedyjuice.com, say I sent u.
  17. In Ventura County? Awesome cuz TONITE I'm headlining the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club at 8pm. 1559 Spinnaker Dr. 93001.
  18. Health Reform passes the House! w/provision 2 restrict women's right 2 choose? Seriously? Is our govt fucking w/us?! Are we all on Punk'd?
  19. The reason I'm a comedian, the late great George Carlin's book LAST WORDS hits shelves tomorrow. Buy it! http://tinyurl.com/lastcarlin
  20. Ever feel inspired, content, melancholy & reflective all at once? Happens 2me a lot on Sunday nites. Maybe cuz its only time I have to think