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They say elephants never forget. How could they have ever found that out? Great research w/a talking elephant who clued em in?
about 3 hours ago
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- Riding bikes w/ my Dad. You know, a typical monday.
about 5 hours ago
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U ever notice it's easier to walk downstairs than to walk up them?
about 10 hours ago
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7am. still can't fall asleep, so I just ate a sleeping pill. How come they don't make non-drowsy sleeping pills?
about 21 hours ago
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Lot of things gotta do everyday: Eat 3-7 times, sleep 5-12hrs, brush twice, floss 1-0 times, work 7-19hrs. No time left to do nuthin.
1:29 AM Nov 20th
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@ it was actually lunch. and my first meal of the day. it was just dark and i forgot and it felt dinnerish.
8:21 PM Nov 19th
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@ this is true. i am touched however by how much you loved my set even though you didn't see it.
8:19 PM Nov 19th
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Finishing Chinese dinner w/ @ @ & @. I by far ate the most, including like 12 bowls of soup.
6:29 PM Nov 19th
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1 of most fun nites ever at Hwd Improv ComedyJuice. & there've been so many of them. Laughs. Drinks. Friends. Dancing. Rapping. A full nite.
5:15 AM Nov 19th
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FREE TIX 2NITE 10PM Hwd Improv ComedyJuice. Doug Benson, me, Eddie Ifft, Shang,Josh Fadem, Chad Zumock. Just email guestlist@comedyjuice.com
4:08 PM Nov 18th
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I'm on a show tomorrow (Tues) at House of Blues, Hollywood. Fundraiser 4 HEADCOUNT, a great non-profit
12:22 AM Nov 17th
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FYI 2nite's Chelsea episode is cancelled. I'll let u know when I'm on next. For now here's an old funny one.
4:28 PM Nov 16th
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Just watched Grey's Anatomy for the first time, and I totally get now why people love it so much. They are bored with their lives.
10:55 PM Nov 14th
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Tom Green added to show I'm doing 2nite 10pm Ice House Pasadena. For up to 3 free tix (rest 1/2 price $5) icehouse@comedyjuice.com
3:32 PM Nov 12th
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- 7am. Wasabi peas &an orange. now sleep. foto from tonite. NSFW
6:54 AM Nov 12th
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Near Pasadena? Tomrw nite 10pm I'm on Comedy Juice at the Ice House. For free tix email icehouse@comedyjuice.com, say I sent u.
4:50 PM Nov 11th
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In Ventura County? Awesome cuz TONITE I'm headlining the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club at 8pm. 1559 Spinnaker Dr. 93001.
3:35 PM Nov 11th
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Health Reform passes the House! w/provision 2 restrict women's right 2 choose? Seriously? Is our govt fucking w/us?! Are we all on Punk'd?
8:49 PM Nov 9th
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The reason I'm a comedian, the late great George Carlin's book LAST WORDS hits shelves tomorrow. Buy it!
2:31 PM Nov 9th
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Ever feel inspired, content, melancholy & reflective all at once? Happens 2me a lot on Sunday nites. Maybe cuz its only time I have to think
3:03 AM Nov 9th
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- Name Ben Gleib
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.gleib.com
- Bio i am a standup comedian. i appear on Chelsea Lately, NPR, and other places. ......... i like to swim. but i gave it up because you can't tweet while you swim.
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