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@_arimarie “@LydiaWinters: The awesome couple who was engaged at MineCon had a Minecraft themed wedding! thegoodness.com/matt-and-asias… (@thesmi1ey)” about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@TheHoffSeattle "shauz launges" about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
hotdogsladies Lotta apps make you run the installer to uninstall the app. Which is like having to move in with someone before you can break up with them. 12:54 PM May 25th via Hibari Retweeted by benfarhner and 37 others
nedroid The other day I got gum on my pants and today I looked down and there was chocolate on my ankle!! How do I even keep myself alive! 4:39 PM May 21st via Echofon Retweeted by benfarhner and 15 others
johnroderick It's really raining in Seattle. Must be God crying about gay marriage or medical marijuana or socialized medicine or something. 1:09 PM May 21st via Birdhouse Retweeted by benfarhner and 16 others
nedroid Anyway I'm pretty stressed! And my problems are my own fault so I can't even blame anyone else. What a country 12:34 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by benfarhner and 17 others
@JulietWillows Seattle blessed us with a solid sheet of grey over the skies and I was unawares of the solar eclipse :( 11:07 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JulietWillows
@2PintsOfView what kind are you cooking up this time? 11:04 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 2PintsOfView
eddie_smith If you can't think of a descriptive title for your meeting, you probably don't need to have a meeting. 7:02 AM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by benfarhner and 1 other
nedroid How do people write stories???? What sort of wizardry is involved 8:39 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by benfarhner and 32 others
nedroid "Breakfast," you say. "Sausage, toast... where is #egg?" Wide-eyed you spin to find #egg behind you. It's already too late. 12:24 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by benfarhner and 60 others
nedroid What shape is #egg? #egg only looks egg-shaped because humans cannot comprehend its true shape 12:13 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by benfarhner and 56 others
edrabbit Why is Facebook going public? They couldn't figure out the privacy settings either. 2:24 PM May 17th via Echofon Retweeted by benfarhner and 5338 others
nedroid What's going to happen 6:33 PM May 17th via Echofon Retweeted by benfarhner and 4 others
johnroderick Went to a McDonald's today. I didn't order any food, just wanted to soak up the atmosphere. Also, I have a pimple on my ear. 5:54 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by benfarhner and 2 others
nedroid Omg soooo random, how much DRUGS did you even have to EAT to come up with that 5:49 PM May 17th via Echofon Retweeted by benfarhner and 31 others
nedroid I couldn't open the wine bottle because it was an unrecognized file type (computer joke you guys) 4:48 PM May 17th via Echofon Retweeted by benfarhner and 38 others
nedroid I put a corkscrew into the wine bottle and *then* realized it was a screw-off top #wineconnoisseur 4:42 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by benfarhner and 11 others
hotdogsladies I love that my old Mac Pro has these dual optical drives. It's become the perfect place to store both of the CDs I still own. 9:19 AM May 16th via Hibari Retweeted by benfarhner and 98 others
DaveRamsey Capt. Jack Sparrow's response to criticism "You are the worst pirate I have ever heard of!", "Yes, but you have heard of me" @jonacuff 8:49 AM May 16th via TweetDeck Retweeted by benfarhner and 333 others

Name Ben Farhner
Web http://ben.farhne...
Bio Jesus lover, coder, musician, DIY advocate, Renaissance man, vinyl collector, pseudo-hipster, and happily engaged.