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I think my best rules for blocking bogus followers are as follows: Block if avatar is a product and block if background is tiled.about 4 hours ago from web
Looking for a corkscrew to free myself from this whistling nose of mine. GAH! #fbabout 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
@hodgman What is that, the equivalent of a loving gaze? Knock it off you're scaring the Savage.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to hodgman
Another delicious meal at Chipotle down the hatch. #fbabout 21 hours ago from txt
@wilw It's called the universal nightly freakout and is actually a great time to observe that the coriolis effect applies to cats.7:55 AM Jul 17th from Twitterrific in reply to wilw
Castle (http://www.hulu.com/castle) is awesome. Just wind Nathan Fillian up and let him go! #fb9:16 PM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
Alright, Castle (http://www.hulu.com/castle) is officially awesome.8:37 PM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
I am so dyslexic. I just entered my credit card number four or five times, swapping two of the numbers each time.1:22 PM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
Second interview in 5... 4...3... 2... #fb8:32 AM Jul 15th from txt
Some days are just rotten. Then there are days like today. #fb2:21 PM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
GOOD IDEA: Enjoying moderate amounts of watermelon at a picnic. BAD IDEA: Enjoying large amounts of watermelon just before bed. #fb8:09 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
That's 17 hours of sleep for a man but one tiny leap for mankind.11:11 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
Me:You swallow all 3 of those asprin? Throat:Yep! Me:No you didn't there's one right here. Throat:Now? Me:Nope. Throat:NOW? Me:Useless. #fb5:17 PM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
@16mman I want to correct punctuation and never stop!8:37 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific in reply to 16mman
@CoffeeGeek You could send it HERE to Chicago. I could forgive you then. Offers of espresso only MOSTLY heal the pain.4:09 PM Jul 10th from Twitterrific in reply to CoffeeGeek
@CoffeeGeek I really hate you for getting a Van Der Westen. The jealousy just courses through me.3:39 PM Jul 10th from Twitterrific in reply to CoffeeGeek
WELL HAI! HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU HAVE CAPS ON? I SURE DO. #fb http://screenjel.ly/oVu8nZ1...11:41 AM Jul 10th from Screenjelly
@zoecello I've decided you should play for Oumou Sangare. http://tr.im/rMzk (amazon.com)10:55 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific in reply to zoecello
You just cantbeat a nice cup of tea.8:39 AM Jul 10th from txt
I just WAY underbid a house. I feel really bad but a deal is a deal. Next time I'll correct the price. At least it gets me in the door! #fb3:09 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific

Name Ben Etherington
Location Wheaton, IL
Bio Biotech student planning on starting a small non-bio-related small business.

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