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@fremarsh well yes, I'm not feeding you lies! about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to fremarsh
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@fremarsh A sizeable chunk of Russia is in Europe. about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to fremarsh
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@rumbieroar Oh dear, you upper class thug. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to rumbieroar
@Liasis :) about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Liasis
You know how you can feed the fish on people's blogs? There should be a way of poisoning them as an antagonistic gesture. about 12 hours ago via web
@Liasis No wonder you're so uptight if you were made to go to bed at eight as a teenager!! Good (awful) attempt at an insult though, love. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Liasis
@Liasis I sincerely apologise for what has clearly been a very distressing time for you. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is hard to deal with. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Liasis
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@pomuse Thanks for that update..?! about 12 hours ago via web in reply to pomuse
@StillClumsyKaty @IvoryWhovian @RyPhillSci The last one coming out in June! (In UK, at least.) about 12 hours ago via web in reply to StillClumsyKaty
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@Liasis The use of the :-P smiley is disgusting - off you go and delete your tweet, [unnecessary, supercilious description]. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Liasis
@WillDunn_ @NlNCOMPOOP If an adult accompanies you and buys it for you! Hahaha. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to WillDunn_
@Liasis xxoo isn't a thing, just so you know. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to Liasis
@NlNCOMPOOP @WillDunn_ You can legally drink cider, perry or mead in a pub, if you're eating a meal. (That was an Inbetweeners reference.) about 14 hours ago via web in reply to NlNCOMPOOP
@StillClumsyKaty I doubt you know who DCI Gene Hunt is though. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to StillClumsyKaty
@EllenAFCB_HP_EI Well yes. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to EllenAFCB_HP_EI

Name Benedict Clarke
Location Shepherd's Bush
Web http://benedictcl...
Bio 15 year old inflicting his opinions on the world. Master of the awkward smirk and self-styled tea connoisseur. 'I'd far rather be happy than right any day.'