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Bruce Willis could have texted everyone "I M DEAD" and saved M. Night Shyamalan all the trouble of making that movie.10:52 AM Jul 23rdfrom web
there are a lot of girl cousins, one of them is playing the glockenspiel, my baby is asleep.2:40 PM Feb 25thfrom web
I'm always whiny and in pain. There's a pumpkin wedged between my skin and my guts. I put all the baby clothes in the baby clothes cabinet.2:56 PM Dec 22nd, 2008from web
I'm tired and I have to go to the DMV. I had a dream I was getting pizza with Paul Mooney.9:18 AM Dec 12th, 2008from web
I know the moment a cucumber is bitten or cut into anywhere in the house. The molecules spray into the air and font into my nostrils.2:52 PM Nov 12th, 2008from web
I voted, and then I got all choked up. Then I got lost in Marble Hill.4:17 PM Nov 4th, 2008from web