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  1. speaking of which, i wish they wouldn't drop so many hints in today's quasi-crime dramas. #testthewipesdipshit
  2. wow. monk just got fucking hardcore.
  3. @justinlott to set up what will likely be a new source of complete fail, effectively. Details forthcoming in less public if desired.
  4. Things that make me question my life choices, number 41: waking up at my desk at 2:00PM in the middle of a block of days off.
  5. @Losthighway http://instantrimshot.com
  6. working third-shift on your day off is for dicks.
  7. @justinlott still sober as jehova. I get to go to work tonight.
  8. @justinlott I had whiskey for dinner AND dessert.
  9. The woman just passed the exit for my home town. She's pretty much the only person that remembers where I'm from. Whiskey for dinner is go.
  10. @megatronium I liked your dad before. Now he's my hero.
  11. @megatronium "you don't boil pizza, motherfuckers!"
  12. @danbjorklund uh, whaddidimiss?
  13. Considering that I basically need to work third shift tonight, though, I guess that's alright.
  14. I have been completely unable to stay awake today.
  15. @jlknott "tricia bodega" is almost as good as "tricia tanaka," who is dead.
  16. @Losthighway as is the frogurt
  17. @servermonk i'm headed in for a bit, too. holla if you'd like some company for the flick.
  18. @cameronb they have shotguns in sporting goods, right?
  19. @cameronb why's that?
  20. @megatronium if you're going to continue to post things like that, i'm going to need you to remove the ban on me thinking cait is cool.