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bencrownies

  1. Finding out all about floor and bar. #crownies 2:55 PM Nov 21st, 2011 via HootSuite
  2. Flexing some overtime on this gymnast case, know what I mean? #crownies 3:50 PM Nov 20th, 2011 via HootSuite
  3. Started befriending fat girls at the gym last night. Investing in the future. #crownies 3:05 PM Nov 16th, 2011 via HootSuite
  4. Hitting the gym. Watch your back, Arnie. #crownies 10:40 PM Nov 15th, 2011 via HootSuite
  5. Cheers for fucking everything up, Dad. #crownies 3:15 PM Nov 14th, 2011 via HootSuite
  6. That's it. Got to get out of the granny flat. #crownies 7:40 PM Nov 13th, 2011 via HootSuite
  7. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. #crownies 4:30 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via HootSuite
  8. Had to ring 3 people to work out how to use the washing machine. #crownies 2:55 PM Nov 9th, 2011 via HootSuite
  9. Kate Middleton: the first QILF. #crownies 4:15 PM Nov 8th, 2011 via HootSuite
  10. When bringing the shopping in from the car I always carry all the bags in one hand regardless of the number. #crownies 10:45 PM Nov 7th, 2011 via HootSuite
  11. About to start World War 3 in the bathroom. Regretting that curry last night. #crownies 1:55 PM Nov 6th, 2011 via HootSuite
  12. Just sunk five consecutive hoops from behind the desk. NBA rookie draft, anyone? #crownies 8:35 PM Nov 3rd, 2011 via HootSuite
  13. Erin's got dinner at Graceland. Dress code? Doc Martens and lumberjack shirts. #crownies 9:45 PM Nov 2nd, 2011 via HootSuite
  14. Life is all about arse: you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it. #crownies 5:05 PM Nov 1st, 2011 via HootSuite
  15. Hmm.. I get the feeling that the next few days may need some finessing. #crownies 3:55 PM Oct 31st, 2011 via HootSuite
  16. Woke up from last night with a mouth like Gandhi's thong. Need water ASAP. #crownies 1:05 PM Oct 30th, 2011 via HootSuite
  17. What happened last night? #crownies 3:20 PM Oct 27th, 2011 via HootSuite
  18. Got three legal books lined up. Time for some corridor cricket. #crownies 9:20 PM Oct 26th, 2011 via HootSuite
  19. Walked in on my dad working out to 50 Cent's In Da Club. Comedy. #crownies 12:15 AM Oct 26th, 2011 via HootSuite
  20. Got 10/10 in the sports section of the pub quiz last night. If only the same could be said for my legal knowledge... #crownies 3:05 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via HootSuite