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Almost got hit by car. Dumbass was on her cell and going through STOP-SIGN intersection at 20+ mph. Righteously indignant shouting happe ...11:24 AM Dec 15thfrom txt
"...and I got a strong urge to fly..." battles "Fredrick and Edward had a son named Fredward," in my head.6:22 PM Dec 14thfrom txt
LWS is singing "Back To Life (However Do You Want Me)" by Soul II Soul while laying her legs across my lap. Should I be okay with this?6:31 PM Nov 16thfrom web
OH SHIT CRAZY EXPERIMENT WITH MACARONI AND CHEESE AND BACON AND CROISSANTS AND ASPARAGUS AND HOT OIL FRYING WITH JAMES NIGHT IS OFF THE ...7:59 PM Oct 3rdfrom txt