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  1. I should have worn a hat. 8:16 AM Dec 2nd from Ping.fm
  2. "Traveling Riverside Blues" is obviously the greatest Zeppelin track ever recorded. 9:09 AM Dec 1st from Ping.fm
  3. @joshbelville It has absolutely EVERYTHING to do with babies. That was just an example. You do need to find a baby. Good luck with that. 9:53 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to joshbelville
  4. @joshbelville ld. 7:19 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to joshbelville
  5. @joshbelville g hands. You know what I mean? AND, don't make a move. Don't make a STUPID move, I should say. Be patient. Let your drama unfo 7:18 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to joshbelville
  6. @joshbelville r instead of telling her. Like a surprisingly awesome night out, where everything is taken care of and no money is seen changi 7:17 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to joshbelville
  7. @joshbelville Babies can work. Maybe an overwhelming subliminal message. I was going to say "ball" but ... I'm over that now. Try showing he 7:16 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to joshbelville
  8. @joshbelville [I don't get Twitter's RTing] So, so easy. Here's how you do it -- this works every single damn time, no joke -- you take a ba 6:54 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to joshbelville
  9. @joshbelville Unless the manner of the telling is the final straw. You create such a special evening that the worm turns and she loves you. 6:46 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to joshbelville
  10. @johncmayer You know this old Wavy Gravy koan, right? "You're not what you eat, you're what you don't shit." 6:43 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to johncmayer
  11. @bessd Hey, I missed this until now. We had a great time, thanks for the holiday wishes. We ate lots of turkey -- how was your holiday? 10:28 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to bessd
  12. @Leighmusic I have "Tubthumping" on my list for possible covers. :). Love that song. 10:52 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Leighmusic
  13. @davekusek It works, apparently. Articles over the years say the repayment rate is quite high -- much higher than regular lending. 10:50 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to davekusek
  14. THIS is righteous. I LOVE Texas, but this is just too funny, in a sad and twisted way: http://bit.ly/2i87su 4:25 PM Nov 24th from Ping.fm
  15. @CeeLew & @bobbymacReuters: Media people talking about the biggest, ugliest dog in the room? No, I don't think it's possible. 9:30 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to CeeLew
  16. @JasonZumwalt This would be a truly amazing feat. 9:28 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to JasonZumwalt
  17. RT @ba1L33: @bessd :) 9:27 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. @AbirDaplane I get what you're saying, but that's not funny. Find a better way to say it. 7:38 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to abirdaplane
  19. @bessd and @Daffodilious Thanks! (for that weird old saying, which you both used independently). 7:36 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to bessd
  20. A whole song popped out all at once last night. That happens sometimes and I love it so much. Lyrics, audio asap: http://bit.ly/6XAuTy #mm 7:35 PM Nov 23rd from web