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I can do it! I can buy some cool music! I'm doing it! I'm down with the kids! It's arrived! I've got Sting's latest album!about 12 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I heard someone say 'Centre of Excellence' when they meant Cambridge. Tried to think of one for my town and got 'Vague Area of Craptitude'.5:40 AM Nov 17thfrom API
'An Evening of Clairvoyant Mediumship' reads the poster. Aha! a manifestation of multi-layered bollocksism!6:08 AM Nov 15thfrom TweetDeck
One of my fillings fell out last night. I am not the tasty amalgam pie I once was.2:20 AM Nov 15thfrom API
According to my Panasonic hard disk recorder - if a recording has static it is copyrighted. Who owns the copyright on static then?8:14 PM Nov 14thfrom TweetDeck