ben_yes
- "When I grow up, maybe I can be a worker who makes crayons."about 11 hours ago from web
- "Daddy, can we go to space sometime?"3:55 PM Jul 11th from web
- "I never hear fireworks in the morning. Only in the middle of the night. And the very middle of the night."10:43 AM Jul 4th from web
- "Polar bears aren't scared. They 're not aware of danger."10:41 AM Jul 4th from web
- "Goats eat trash. They help us -- in our world."10:41 AM Jul 4th from web
- "That must be a big yellow submarine."8:10 PM Jun 29th from TwitterBerry
- "Why you gave me a hard time?" (That's my job.) "No, your job is to keep me safe."12:37 PM Jun 28th from web
- "We passed a fire station but I didn't tell you because you were talking and I didn't want to destroy your talking."11:49 AM Jun 24th from web
- "If it's a soup catalog, how about you just call it soup log."7:33 AM Jun 20th from web
- "I feel fine at first. Then when it's clean up time, I feel weak. After that I feel smaller. I shrink. And I get weak."8:43 PM Jun 17th from TwitterBerry
- (Pilot: thank you for your patience) "I wasn't patient."7:35 PM Jun 17th from TwitterBerry
- "I want fake nails." (What? Where'd you learn about fake nails?) "In the newspaper."7:22 PM Jun 17th from TwitterBerry
- "Our car is boring because it doesn't have anything cool on it. I want colors, lots of colors, all the colors of the rainbow. And more!"10:19 AM Jun 8th from web
- "Centipedes are yummy to look at."1:50 PM Jun 7th from TwitterBerry
- "You're a monster and I'm a Southern California animal that can keep people safe that are scared of you."7:16 AM Jun 5th from TwitterBerry
- "I wish my armpit had hair. I want a lot, like daddy."11:02 AM Jun 2nd from web
- "If you go outside right now when it is cold, you'll feel like you are in a lake."10:07 AM Jun 1st from web
- "He's like a bellybutton volcano -- overfull!"11:41 AM May 28th from web
- (We're being laissez-faire.) "No! We're being laissez-unfair -- to me!"8:58 AM May 26th from web
- "The airplane was so fast, it was as fast as The Incredible Hole."12:59 PM May 25th from TwitterBerry
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- Name Little Berry
- Location Los Angeles
- Bio I'm using twitter to document statements made by my 4-year-old daughter.
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