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[In her play kitchen] "Let's put our wine up on the counter so our kids can't reach it."
9:11 PM Oct 25th
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"He doesn't understand the difference between asking you something and telling you something. He says let me ask you and then tells you."
11:04 AM Oct 24th
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"Daddy thought I was being a sea monster. I was trying to be a non-thing, a thing that is not living."
9:33 AM Oct 23rd
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"If all the planets were stuck together, that's how much I love pears."
11:05 PM Oct 20th
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"Why does she call bottoms tushies?" (There r lots of words 4 bottom.) "& lots of words for vagina. & lots of words for penis." (Um, yeah.)
8:08 AM Oct 15th
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[whispered] "I love you, star love. I love you, moon love. I love you, love hearts."
2:17 PM Oct 12th
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"Mom, I wish we just had 4 toes."
1:19 PM Oct 10th
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[Chanting loudly in restaurant] "ARMPIT EDAMAME GIRL! ARMPIT EDAMAME GIRL! ARMPIT EDAMAME GIRL!"
1:35 PM Sep 27th
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"Mommy, guess what's in my armpit." (Please tell me there's not an edamame in you armpit.) "Why?"
1:32 PM Sep 27th
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"Mama, I know you are not a fan, but I think there is a store with grown-up underpants with princesses."
8:12 AM Sep 26th
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"Buzz Lightyear is a boy. He's a really big boy. And he wears underwear. He doesn't wear a diaper."
7:26 AM Sep 21st
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"It's stinky in here and I hurt. It's stinky in here and I hurt. It's stinky in here and I hurt." [louder each time] "Did you hear me?"
9:05 PM Sep 17th
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(You need to clean this up.) "But mommy, I have friends and relations coming over."
11:44 AM Sep 14th
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"Mommy, I need to make a hole in the floor for just a sec."
1:19 PM Sep 11th
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"You know what? Is Michelle Obama one of our presidents?"
11:54 PM Sep 9th
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"Are motorcycles allowed to go on the sidewalk?" (No.) "Why?" (It's not safe.) "They could roll over puppies."
1:26 PM Sep 8th
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"I'm going to need some bras."
11:35 AM Sep 6th
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"I'm Green Lantern. Who are you?" (I'm Hawkman.) "No, you have to be a superhero." (Hawkman is a superhero.) "Okay. You can be Hawkman."
8:28 PM Sep 2nd
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"Daddy, how high up is the sky?"
8:26 PM Sep 2nd
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"You know what? Bikes don't use gas. They make gas."
10:04 PM Aug 26th
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- Name Little Berry
- Location Los Angeles
- Bio I'm using twitter to document statements made by my 4-year-old daughter.
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