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  1. "When I grow up, maybe I can be a worker who makes crayons."
  2. "Daddy, can we go to space sometime?"
  3. "I never hear fireworks in the morning. Only in the middle of the night. And the very middle of the night."
  4. "Polar bears aren't scared. They 're not aware of danger."
  5. "Goats eat trash. They help us -- in our world."
  6. "That must be a big yellow submarine."
  7. "Why you gave me a hard time?" (That's my job.) "No, your job is to keep me safe."
  8. "We passed a fire station but I didn't tell you because you were talking and I didn't want to destroy your talking."
  9. "If it's a soup catalog, how about you just call it soup log."
  10. "I feel fine at first. Then when it's clean up time, I feel weak. After that I feel smaller. I shrink. And I get weak."
  11. (Pilot: thank you for your patience) "I wasn't patient."
  12. "I want fake nails." (What? Where'd you learn about fake nails?) "In the newspaper."
  13. "Our car is boring because it doesn't have anything cool on it. I want colors, lots of colors, all the colors of the rainbow. And more!"
  14. "Centipedes are yummy to look at."
  15. "You're a monster and I'm a Southern California animal that can keep people safe that are scared of you."
  16. "I wish my armpit had hair. I want a lot, like daddy."
  17. "If you go outside right now when it is cold, you'll feel like you are in a lake."
  18. "He's like a bellybutton volcano -- overfull!"
  19. (We're being laissez-faire.) "No! We're being laissez-unfair -- to me!"
  20. "The airplane was so fast, it was as fast as The Incredible Hole."