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  1. Hahaha! ... For me it's dried apricots. RT @PatRowg: @ben_mayer Totally! Fine china does it for me. about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  2. @cwm76 If you think that's great, just wait until you get to the jailhouse sodomy level. Epic. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to cwm76
  3. Ever notice how some things will always remind you of the time you caught Grandma masturbating? 11:26 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  4. @VegasHill Actually no. That blows. That definitely blows. 9:15 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to VegasHill
  5. Because I felt like it ... http://twitpic.com/qpu5j 8:14 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. A nickel is bigger than a dime and it weighs more too, yet it's not worth as much. In fact, I'm told it's only worth about half as much. 7:42 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. This blows. http://twitpic.com/qphxt 6:39 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. This used to suck, but no longer sucks. http://twitpic.com/qphip 6:36 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. But this DEFINITELY sucks more. http://twitpic.com/qpgvy 6:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. I'm sorry, but this just sucks. http://twitpic.com/qpfwm 6:24 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. @cwm76 Hahaha! "...strained relationships. DRAA-MAA!" 5:55 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to cwm76
  12. I want to watch an interview in which the interviewer is on the complete other end of the room from the person she's interviewing. 9:13 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. I want to see a scene in a movie where a character exits the room by walking through a wall and has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. 9:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. The other 0.1%? Sure: zombies. (Sorry - HAD to move that %) 4:55 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. It's said that everyone reacts differently to death, but it seems to me that 99.9% of the time they simply stop breathing. 4:55 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. @jordanrubin Well if you did your job right, she'll be calling YOU. 10:48 PM Nov 17th from Echofon in reply to jordanrubin
  17. Sentimentality: it's my Achilles' heel. The Buddha would not be pleased. 9:59 PM Nov 17th from Echofon
  18. I always feel so naked without my clothes on. 11:12 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  19. @bobblablaw Ha! An S60 is a Volvo. Volvo makes cars. 10:01 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to bobblablaw
  20. @cwm76 The fire marshall won't get out of my bath tubby again. This sucks. 9:50 PM Nov 13th from web