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I wonder if that bird is going to split the half bar with the dog... And if so, what Pudsey will spend it on?? I reckon bitches #bgt2:13 PM May 12thvia Twitter for iPhone
@AntonKreil Great to catch up with you earlier mate. Are you following @GSElevator yet?? I'd say its your type of humour!3:37 PM May 10thvia web
So Goldmans and JPMorgan have both enforced 20% pay cuts and everyone takes it on the chin... Imagine if this happened to the public sector!2:56 PM May 8thvia Twitter for iPhone
GSElevator#1: Feminists are just ugly underachievers who make the excuse that they're female for their failure.3:54 PM Mar 1stvia webRetweeted by Ben_Apprentice and 983 others
GSElevator[CLASSIC] #1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I'd wonder where the rest of my money went.2:24 PM Mar 14thvia webRetweeted by Ben_Apprentice and 2122 others
GSElevator#1: Seriously… that idiot hedging an oddlot position with futures is like a fat chick buying a rape whistle.12:32 PM Apr 10thvia webRetweeted by Ben_Apprentice and 361 others
GSElevator#1: Girls have another few weeks to find a guy with a summer place in the Hamptons. Come May, it's borderline prostitution.9:47 PM Apr 15thvia webRetweeted by Ben_Apprentice and 901 others
Haha sky news was amazing there. It just completely ripped the piss out of orange people from Essex! Sooo funny!2:10 PM May 8thvia Twitter for iPhone
GSElevator#1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.3:41 PM Apr 25thvia webRetweeted by Ben_Apprentice and 4750 others
So I was sitting having lunch in Greenwich, Conneticut today and Ruth Madoff walks past me and straight into Tiffanys... Is she serious?!?!!2:38 PM May 5thvia Twitter for iPhone