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  1. @JimClarkeAP Quite a little pity party I threw for myself, huh? I gotta go lie down...so much Pity Cake smeared on my lips... 7:22 PM Mar 28th via web in reply to JimClarkeAP
  2. MTV: they got me marveling at Angelina and The Situation. They win. 7:10 PM Mar 28th via web
  3. Angelina is never going to get into a funk where she realizes she's an atrocious person. I mean, the earth would swallow her up if she did. 7:09 PM Mar 28th via web
  4. Vile people have mental breakdowns too, though. Plenty of fine folks never do, too. Where is Vinny in this spectrum? 7:08 PM Mar 28th via web
  5. But sometimes you meet people and you think, "He/she wouldn't have the decency to every have a mental breakdown." They seem impervious... 7:06 PM Mar 28th via web
  6. One last thing: yes, I have a higher opinion of people who've had mental breakdowns than (some) people who haven't...which know is stupid 7:05 PM Mar 28th via web
  7. OK! I gotta go murder my career some more. 7:04 PM Mar 28th via web
  8. Restaurant Impossible, maybe some Chopped, and almost anything on NFL TV. That's my TV diet, thank you for asking. 7:04 PM Mar 28th via web
  9. Two people incapable of making good choices. They should have a threesome with Dennis Rodman. 7:01 PM Mar 28th via web
  10. Oh, it's Celebrity Couples Therapy, not rehab....with DMX and Angelina. No, they aren't a couple....yet! 7:01 PM Mar 28th via web
  11. MTV is vile, but it's really showing America what it is. All you need to see are the commercials of 16 and Pregnant... 7:00 PM Mar 28th via web
  12. ...but it was DMX who stole the show. DMX shows up with a bottle of Hennessy. You want to believe the producers put him up to it. 6:59 PM Mar 28th via web
  13. I burned out on Jersey Shore, and got sucked into the very first Celebrity Rehab...which included Angelina, one of the worst humans... 6:58 PM Mar 28th via web
  14. We all need a Chef Robert Irvine to set our shit straight. Formula: taste yer food, tell ya it's crap, yell you back into shape 6:57 PM Mar 28th via web
  15. All I watch on TV: 1) the NFL channel. I can't get enough "Sounds of the Game." 2) Restaurant Impossible on the Food Network. 6:56 PM Mar 28th via web
  16. That's right, I'm discussing Jersey Shore about 4 years after the phenomenon. I hadn't seen a single show until about a month ago. 6:55 PM Mar 28th via web
  17. Oddly, I found JWOWW to be more mature and far less slutty than I supposed she must be. 6:54 PM Mar 28th via web
  18. I'll admit I went in lusting after JWOWW – that was the hook, for me. All you have to do is listen to her talk and that dies. 6:53 PM Mar 28th via web
  19. Vinny of course is the smartest. When I learned he suffered from panic attacks, that cinched it. People without self-awareness don't get 'em 6:52 PM Mar 28th via web
  20. ...then JWOWW, then Pauly D, although I think Pauly D may be fooling me with his amiability and relative maturity... 6:52 PM Mar 28th via web
  • Name Shawn Belschwender
  • Location Chicago, IL
  • Web http://www.clownt...
  • Bio I'm the creator of Clowntime Comics.
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