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  1. I've just been having a fantastic day, Pass it on!
  2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
  3. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
  4. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
  5. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
  6. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
  7. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
  8. Ever wonder: WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
  9. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
  10. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
  11. Selling Domain: BeWealthy4Ever.com. All offers considered. Decided to make a major direction change in my life: bel1086@gmail.com
  12. Reality is only an illusion That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
  13. Money isn't everything, But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  14. I am a Nobody......Nobody is Perfect......Therefore I am Perfect.
  15. Decide what you want! Decide what you are willing to exchange for it! Establish your priorities and get to work!........Me
  16. @WealthEvite In my case i can't dance as it's just lack of rhythm and dislike of most music. I dance like a one legged man HaHa
  17. TweetLater.com Changing Its Name To SocialOomph.com
  18. Running your own business is not a race or a contest. You establish your own Goals, your own time frame and when you achieve them you WIN
  19. @autumn_meadows I'm sure God appreciates your efforts
  20. RT @If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I will answer you:"I am here to live out loud”.~Zola