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  1. @BackpackingDad Only planning to elbow my husband in the face that day.
  2. I'm like a drive-by shooter. I ignore Twitter for long stretches of time and then BAMBAMBAM! I'm all over yo asses!
  3. @JettSuperior All the time. Sadly, a lot of that crazy is mine.
  4. @karensugarpants (It was clean, I swear)
  5. @karensugarpants Believe it or not, the best results I've ever had occurred when I improvised and held them back with my thong. NO LIE
  6. @sthrnfairytale That is true. And makes me sad. I miss comments.
  7. RT @TheCreepyDude: What's for breakfast? Smells delicious. Let me see what you've got there. Let me get a good sniff.
  8. RT @mrsflinger: Late start, early dismissal. I think today is called "why bother."
  9. @mamikaze @velveteenmind But we're adventurin'!
  10. Read about the lolly in my hair http://tinyurl.com/yljnwpj OR my new Unfriend http://tinyurl.com/ykfs64z - either way, read, comment & enjoy
  11. Kind of OVER all the lovefests taking place on twitter today. MUCH preferred the general indifference of yesterday. #imjustjealous
  12. @KXAN_News informed me this AM that extra cops are out this week, on the lookout for "anyone breaking the law." What news! Great reporting!
  13. New Blog Post: People Who "Unfriend" Me Can Suck It http://themusicalfruit.net/...
  14. @aliasmother All @TheCreepyDude made for Thxgiving lunch was Everyone Uncomfortable.
  15. Also, @TheCreepyDude is even more creepy today than usual. I think potlucks bring out the worst in him.
  16. Totally forgot the broccoli casserole today. Thanksgiving potluck: FAIL
  17. RT @TheCreepyDude: (to pregnant co-worker) Wow, you're really starting to "round out" all over, aren't you?
  18. (And this concludes our Public Service Announcement.)
  19. P.S. Also, if you're not following @TheCreepyDude yet, you should. You totally should. Because he's creepy. And in the next cubicle.
  20. Latest blog post, more terrible poetry: Lollipop in My Hair http://themusicalfruit.net/...