beingmrkenny
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Skin is really bendy! Why not spend some time today contemplating your knuckles. Maybe during lunch.
3:38 AM Nov 26th
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Silliest domain award goes to "nationalstrategies.standards.dcsf.gov.uk" Congratulations! You're worse than the domains given to schools!
3:56 AM Nov 24th
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I had no idea graphic editing took *this* long. An afternoon's work, and I've finally got a nice rounded, 3D tab with pretty shadows.
8:30 AM Nov 23rd
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@ That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while! ( for everyone else who hasn't seen it).
7:41 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to steveyjbond
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Sipping red wine, two lamb joints in the oven, sweet potatoes, winter veg and 7 people round for lunch. This is what Sundays are for!
6:16 AM Nov 22nd
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White bread is the most compressable of all the breads.
6:16 AM Nov 21st
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Mysterious properties of cake. After you've had cake, when you say "cake" it sounds more cake-y. Laugh at me, but you'll all try it later.
2:18 PM Nov 20th
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Microwaved Mars bar and banana slices. Tasty and delicious. Healthy and nutritious.
6:00 AM Nov 20th
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What's your favourite three letter word? Mine is probably "fix".
3:06 AM Nov 20th
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@ Maybe you'd enjoy slipups.com. 18973 Slip-Ups collected so far. 30 New in the last two weeks. You should help them out!
2:25 PM Nov 19th
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Technology can always be relied upon to turn a crisis into a comedy. Just printed off 500 copies of Simon Cowell's face.
9:33 AM Nov 18th
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Fantastic biscuits are the foundation of emotional well-being.
6:27 AM Nov 18th
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Wearing my glasses is like upgrading my eyes to HD.
1:31 AM Nov 18th
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As for 'pamplemousse', I added segments of grapefruit to my dinner last night. It works a complete storm. Fantastic texture, nicely bitter.
4:03 AM Nov 17th
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@ I didn't! For the morning, I was Lance.
4:01 AM Nov 17th
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It was a proud moment this morning when I announced to a primary school, "And my name is Lance." Lesson learnt: don't read the cue cards.
2:02 AM Nov 17th
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The theme for tonight's dinner is (French) " ... et en plus ... pamplemousse!" More on that story later!
10:13 AM Nov 16th
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I found out what blackcarrots are! Check these out they are AMAZING!
2:03 PM Nov 15th
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No longer feel excited at the coke christmas ad. Just feel lied to by the corporate macine. Is this progress?
1:28 PM Nov 14th
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(Just be careful not to get any cleaner in your newly opened eyes. And if you do, rinse well with plenty of water and seek medical advice.)
3:47 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Mark Kenny
- Location Sheffield
- Web http://beingmrken...
- Bio I have a biuvula. It is the source of all my powers.
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