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BeingBielema

  1. This works for me. twitpic.com/9p6y5b about 11 hours ago via Echofon
  2. #FF @BeingBielema about 19 hours ago via Echofon
  3. FIY IMDrunj an luking fo fucks! #Bieldongers 11:05 PM May 24th via Echofon
  4. When people label @KingJames as GOAT, that means Great Occasionally At Times, right? 2:31 PM May 22nd via Echofon
  5. @beth_benavides The camera was facing the wrong direction. 6:34 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to beth_benavides
  6. I force myself to only poop twice on Tuesdays. I call it Two Poop Tuesday. That's followed by Wild Wiping Wednesday. 6:01 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  7. Watched some cougar porn on pay per view this afternoon. Biels is thinking about becoming a Hispanic gardener. They get the trim. 5:50 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  8. Pissed my pants during my afternoon nap. #NBD 12:24 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  9. Biels is all ears, honey RT @_EmilyK_: i need someone to talk to; no one's home and the one i usually talked to i can't. #lowplace 5:36 AM May 19th via Echofon
  10. IM FOR EM RT @jay_skebba: @BeingBielema whats your take on yoga pants? 10:18 PM May 18th via Echofon
  11. Right? RT @sokhonsen: Fat girls in tight clothes. Gross! I am already going to vomit my alcohol, I dont want to vomit staring at them too. 9:36 PM May 18th via Echofon
  12. Well, except for that whole coke incident RT @DJKoulianos: Filthy Klean 8:30 PM May 18th via Echofon
  13. Saying you're the greatest Iranian entertainer ever is like saying you're the greatest MAC football coach ever @the_ironsheik 8:11 PM May 18th via Echofon
  14. Know why I love summer? Dresses. Makes finger blasting a sinch. Holla! 6:27 PM May 18th via Echofon
  15. All of this Kerry Wood talk is giving me a boner #Bieledong 1:54 PM May 18th via Echofon
  16. #ff @BeingBielema 5:15 AM May 18th via Echofon
  17. @beth_benavides I'd never ever ever ever ever forget about you baby girl 8:12 PM May 17th via Echofon in reply to beth_benavides
  18. I wish girls luck surviving the Bieledong RT @Mengus22: Bielema is no danger of violation b/c he's never wished anyone good luck @ anything 7:53 PM May 17th via Echofon
  • Name BeingBielema
  • Location The Stratosphere
  • Web http://beingbiele...
  • Bio These are the fictional ramblings of what it must feel like being The Amazing Bret Bielema. Like the real Bielema but way better.
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