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- Cindy Handy Cuts a Deal is my new band name.4:57 PM Jun 4th from web
- I want to make my potentially terrible day at work seem more exciting with the theme of GOING OUT AND SEEING FRIENDS TONIGHT. In a dress.4:59 AM May 15th from web
- Surprise! It's raining! Again.6:34 PM May 14th from web
- is watching Rose Red on the Sci Fi Channel. Hoping it's not as bad as Storm of the Century. Don't let me down Stephen King.11:30 AM May 3rd from web
- My purposeful cookies are nowhere near as good as my accidental cookies were. Dang it.7:36 PM Apr 28th from web
- @nicholegeorge Thanks for the coffee!8:21 AM Apr 27th from web
- I brought awesome cookies to work. Got a coffee because I'm awesome. Made some awesome tomato, strawberry and orange salad for lunch.8:20 AM Apr 27th from web
- There's not only a whole show about celebrity gossip but also a GOSSIP RAP. If Robert Pattinson isn't really naked I don't care.9:42 PM Apr 24th from web
- @Danamaeval You can do it! Just put your fingers on the keys and tweet. That is a failed attempt to reference Mae West.2:41 PM Apr 15th from web
- Urkel Urkel Urkel Urkel Urkel11:03 AM Mar 26th from web
- @pboney What is Tweetering?12:57 PM Mar 24th from web
- That is why I have a fat butt.12:20 PM Mar 24th from web
- Nine Pizza Rolls is not enough Pizza Rolls, yo!10:21 AM Mar 24th from web
- Trent Reznor tweets. Something has gone weird with the world since I was in high school and there was ONE COMPUTER.12:17 PM Mar 12th from web
- "She really knows how to toss a salad!" Gotta love the food network!2:45 PM Feb 25th from web
- I want to say 'eff you' to a certain special someone that wouldn't understand why and would get indignant, making me want to say 'eff you'.2:06 PM Feb 9th from web
- Do you ever get so frustrated that you have to TELL someone that you're frustrated, to SAY THE WORDS OUT LOUD OR IT WILL NOT GO AWAY.11:34 AM Jan 27th from web
- Bye, former president Bush! Godspeed on your way back to Texas and OUT OF THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE NATION.10:20 AM Jan 20th from web
- Cinnamon Roll yogurt?! I see I've fallen back in favor with the god(s).12:16 PM Jan 16th from web
- Yo, Dawgg, I heard you like to be meta while you're meta so I made a joke about a joke about a joke.4:24 PM Jan 9th from web
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