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  1. Boston to Austin.
  2. Went to Yankee Candle and ate yak today.
  3. Today I made Kate rub her nose in front of the "Bewitched" statue in Salem, Mass. while I snapped a photo.
  4. One more trip to Beaumont today to talk about syphilis.
  5. Watching the Open Casket at the Parlor. Yea, punk matinee!
  6. I'll be judging New York Night Train's Soul Clap $100 dance contest at Club De Ville on Saturday: http://tinyurl.com/yzn342y.
  7. Wishing there was a non-manual way to transfer my TiVo season passes from one box to another.
  8. Glad to hear the U.S. HIV travel ban is a thing of the past today - http://tinyurl.com/ybsv2k7.
  9. Happy 50th b-day, "Weird Al" Yankovic!
  10. ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" is apparently playing at every business I patronize this morning.
  11. Did North Korea just blow up Honolulu or is it just like this at Costco on Saturday?
  12. Pulling into Waco now. Traffic going to Dallas for the game is awful.
  13. Kate says the standoff ended peacefully. Which is nice.
  14. Just found out there's a SWAT team standoff on our street.
  15. Just had lunch at La Calle Doce in Oak Cliff.
  16. Just washed smooshed cockroach off my bare hand. Don't worry, Kate - it was at work.
  17. Day trip to Dallas, but no corny dogs.
  18. Left the UT/UTEP massacre at halftime to avoid passing out from heat exhaustion.
  19. It's hot as balls at the Ut game. Not sure how long Kate and I will last.
  20. Celebrating the 40th anniversary of "The Brady Bunch."