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  1. OH: You can put lasers on anything, and all of the sudden it seems important.
  2. Not unless it's making beer. RT @beerinator: @beerrobot is going to be jealous! RT @wired See #makerbot in action! http://bit.ly/4PsKdR
  3. Met Noah from @dangerroom tonight. He didn't seem that dangerous. But the dude likes beer, & that's what counts. Am I right?
  4. Am I on it? I'm a lover 2! RT @beerinator: I'm on a "lovers-and-makers" list. Hope it has something to do w/ beer! I'm a lover, not a maker.
  5. BEER! Just sayin'.
  6. The more you drink, the more you save! RT @BeerUniverse: Our kegerator cost-benefit analysis: http://bit.ly/3oywF9
  7. Beer is the best way to stave off a cold. As soon as you sneeze or feel your throat tightening, start drinking.
  8. True. RT @ErikMalinowski: So do robots (e.g. @beerrobot). RT @draftmag: It’s official: People like beer more than ever http://bit.ly/3G5fa9
  9. I vote bevatron RT @wired: New Oxford American picked unfriend as Word of the Year http://bit.ly/Xk6ex. I would've gone w/ intexicated. You?
  10. Hmmm... I disagree. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Robots should only be referred to by gender-neutral pronouns, no matter how sexy they may be.
  11. Anyone want to argue with my assertion that @deschutesbeer's Black Butte is the best porter in the US? No? I didn't think so.
  12. Moon booze! RT @wired: So you know what we're thinking, right? Yep, that means lunar beer production is a possibility.
  13. Quick, someone get @maureenogle a beer! This is a BEER EMERGENCY people!
  14. You need a BEER! RT @maureenogle: Have had crappy, shitty, awful day. Hate my book. Hate history. Hate publishing. Etc.
  15. @maureenogle Yes, of course, I like them if they are holding a beer.
  16. RT @beerinator: I like my women like I like my porter: Dark, Rich and Sexy http://post.ly/CTfX
  17. Grrrr. RT @ryantate: OH SNAP NO HE DIDN'T RT @kn0thing Japan, you and your perfect-beer-pouring robots are the pinnacle of human innovation.
  18. Perfection is the key to world domination. RT @wired: Note to followers: @wired is not an infallible machine. Try @beerrobot for perfection.
  19. RT @beerinator: "Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, Bud Light." RT @draftmag Semi-truck filled w/ beer flips [video] http://bit.ly/9NOPD
  20. Um, hello!? RT @draftmag: Beer Wench names top beer personalities on Twitter http://bit.ly/4Dtd54 by @thebeerrunner