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  1. The evil black sink sludge has finally been defeated!
  2. Mmmmm, the soothing British voices of the KCRW world news station on iTunes.
  3. (though I'm totally intrigued by the whole "family" thing)
  4. If I have to hear any more sordid details about nutty right-wingers' bizarre affairs, I'm gonna vom. Need. Dose. Of. Real. News.
  5. @Cvrst_Drums AHAHAAHAHA YOU DANCED TO IT!?!?!? now you'll NEVER get into the #funkarmy
  6. @Bootsy_Collins I am SO funky. I promise I will never fail you. #funkarmy
  7. @Bootsy_Collins can I please be in your #funkarmy? Please?
  8. @Cvrst_Drums Oh god, I'm so sorry that anyone would ever be reminded of that.
  9. @Brandillio Oy, I didn't say YOU had to do it. #laundrytalk
  10. @Brandillio Handwash.
  11. @Brandillio Gosh Bran, I'm flattered.
  12. Intrical is not a word. That's why it's underlined in red.
  13. Worrying like a Jewish mother. Gawd, what have I become?
  14. Wow, classic Star Trek is marvelously funny.
  15. @drsuzy Thanks doc! I need to come by and visit soon.
  16. Watching my twitter feed alternate between @blackloveglobal and @mileycyrus is fascinating.
  17. No matter what we do, Lila and I inevitably end up talking about Snuggies.
  18. Woo hoo! Lila's on her way to work on our lit zine! (We're still accepting submissions, DM me for details)
  19. Able to write for pleasure again. It feels good to have my trustiest form of expression back.
  20. "Jeez Luke, I don't even know where to begin...I just...wish I could have been there, you know?" #1stdraftmovielines