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  1. @Aimee_B_Loved I want my handturkey on my refrigerator. Please send it to me! You can pack Mike's with it. Thank you kindly. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to Aimee_B_Loved
  2. YOU GUYS, @lindstifa nominated one of my tweets for a t-shirt! Go see & vote if you like it: http://bit.ly/beetee 8:54 AM Nov 23rd from web
  3. RT @lindstifa: @beeborg I had to nominate that for a twitter tee. HAD TO. http://thrdl.es/~/r63 8:51 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. 5 year old: "What does world mean?" Me: "What do you think it means?" 5 year old: "The world is a big ball that we live in right now." 11:49 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  5. My thighs don't just touch now...they hug. 11:42 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  6. @OhaiTisChristos Aww shucks, now my cheeks look like beets! 10:48 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to OhaiTisChristos
  7. @ange_black HOW SAD IS IT THAT ALL I CAN TALK ABOUT ARE DISEASES & DRUGS! haha 8:25 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to ange_black
  8. Get your ears ready to find out about Gonorrhea! I bet you never thought that DINOBRAIN could save your life: http://dinobrain.com 8:22 AM Nov 17th from web
  9. You know how most people drink socially? I've started drinking academically. 11:31 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  10. @tj let's have a jewel-off! 2:42 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to tj
  11. Happy anniversary @damselesque & @sween! 3:28 PM Nov 9th from web
  12. I think my tongue got into the depressors again. It's been moping around my mouth all day. 9:13 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  13. I want to wish my good pal @ange_black a happy birthday! I wish we were walking about & giggling together. 7:57 AM Nov 1st from web
  14. @twoname whenever @sween stars my stuff, I think: My work here is done. I've gotten DFAJDFJWOEACM#!@!#$3343798473 stars. 9:03 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to twoname
  15. It's DAVE-O-WEEN! Happy birthday @davegorum. Go forth and be grumpy! 6:27 AM Oct 31st from web
  16. I'm learning about cholera. Let's just say the novel should have been titled, "Love in the Time of Explosive Diarrhea." 4:07 PM Oct 30th from web
  17. I just styled my hair and it looks like I have a meatloaf on my forehead. I should have been a beautician. 10:14 AM Oct 6th from web
  18. I was going to make a joke about hormones, but instead I killed my team of writers because they were annoying. 7:09 AM Oct 5th from web
  19. I've absorbed so much neurology of late that I've grown a brain on my brain. 11:46 AM Oct 4th from Tweetie
  20. @yowhatsthehaps Will you marry me? 10:35 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie in reply to yowhatsthehaps