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  1. 3 days. over 1,000 miles. my ass is numb. about 13 hours ago from web
  2. @hooey um, yes? 10:19 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to hooey
  3. Man, central ny is a wasteland. Passing the rome exit. What were they thinking when they named that town? 12:41 PM Nov 21st from txt
  4. At Radio City Music Hall about to see the kickers in action for the first time ever! 10:58 AM Nov 20th from txt
  5. @thepioneerwoman isn't a tweet like that supposed to come with a picture? 1:12 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to thepioneerwoman
  6. @hooey haven't we had enough disturbing sex imagery for a day??? what are you trying to do to me??? 11:52 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to hooey
  7. @hooey I do. his name is Tommie Lee and he works for For Eyes 2021 I st NW 202.659.0077. he's awesome. 11:34 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to hooey
  8. @hooey Scarring number 1,293,095,643 brought to you by becky, sponsored by alcohol. it helps you forget* (*until you sober up) 7:00 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to hooey
  9. @hooey I wouldn't be surprised. They were kinda loud. *~shudder~* 6:54 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to hooey
  10. @hooey I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Reading that brought back the time I heard my dad and his GF having sex. OH STANLEY 6:50 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to hooey
  11. @KCalhoun :-x 5:20 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to KCalhoun
  12. @Muralicious DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE... you ok? all good? 3:36 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to Muralicious
  13. @KCalhoun it means the person clearly has no grammar or English language skills and thinks he/she can survive on lingo alone. 11:50 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to KCalhoun
  14. @sterps why yes it is! was surreal to hear as coming up the stairs from the lobby. was wondering what challenge awaited me at the top... 10:51 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to sterps
  15. @ddurst heading up to NY early Fri. so we can take mom to see the Rockettes on Fri. afternoon. not home until after turkeyday. long time! 6:41 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to ddurst
  16. so. much. packing. 5:00 PM Nov 17th from web
  17. I've been waiting and waiting for someone equate Americans' shit diet with our lack of immune systems. FINALLY! 2:12 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. Then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watc... 2:08 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. EXCELLENT commentary on the flu vaccines: http://www.huffingtonpost.c... 2:05 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. @dooce and, with one tweet, you've blown my productivity for the entire day. 8:06 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to dooce