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  1. I love it when I call you Big Papa.
  2. 18 motherfucking dicks
  3. i need a new job. this is fucking ridiculous.
  4. It's funny how the holiday season is amazing when you're a kid and how it's so much of a drag when you're an adult.
  5. It's really not the best time to make fun of a stranger when you're en route to your job at FREE-A-MAN BAIL BONDS.
  6. Tip: Next time you're giving a blowie, try humming Lady Gaga's "Love Game." The vibration does wonders whilst enjoy your own "Mojito stick!"
  7. INSTANTANEOUS GAGA
  8. GAGA OF THE @DEERGIRL VARIETY
  9. GIGGLING ABOUT SAID GAGA
  10. HUMMING @DEERGIRL GAGA
  11. Cunty old bitch is going down. This is strike two.
  12. All cokes up and sucking 18 dicks.
  13. getting paid & getting coffee.
  14. so i thought my heat was getting turned on today. i guess i better figure out a way to conduct some heat tonight.
  15. That cunty old bitch better watch the fuck out.
  16. RT @TheAndroidSite How To: Backup protected and paid Android applications for root users: http://bit.ly/5rvAQq
  17. Personalizing ornaments like it's my job. Oh wait!
  18. In an insanely gay race for mayor of Jack's with Ben on foursquare.
  19. SUCM HUS DICM
  20. @vinnie totally brah, ill let you copy it if you get me high in the janitor's closet!