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  1. My favorite comic, John @Mulaney, is going to be on The Very Funny Show on TBS a few days after my birthday. Awesome. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @dolemite43 That's what she said. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to dolemite43
  3. @kerrycoolface The Gift of the Magi '09, yo! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to kerrycoolface
  4. Yet, we still end up listening to Kenny G saxin' the Christmas classixxx. :/ about 3 hours ago from web
  5. Unironically suggested myfamily listen2Destiny'sChild'sChristmasCD http://bit.ly/1a4z8H Beyonce sounds like she's being rewound on this song about 3 hours ago from web
  6. It's Christmas! My nose is stopped up. My eyes are puffy (no Diddy). But, my hair looks PERFECT! It's all for you, Jesus. about 4 hours ago from web
  7. I cannot resist "A Christmas Story". It appeals to the tiny megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur in us all, no? about 16 hours ago from web
  8. My gift to you all: Patton Oswalt - "Christmas Shoes" http://bit.ly/7o8lYl You're welcome! about 18 hours ago from web
  9. Listening to @marcmaron on Jimmy Pardo's @NeverNotFunny podcast. It's Free. Merry Holidayfest, people! http://bit.ly/5ihSWr about 20 hours ago from web
  10. The internet should be called The Depression Concierge Service. It's really all about enabling... if you think about it. about 22 hours ago from web
  11. @jneslo OMG, JANA! SPOILER ALERT!!! I haven't gotten to that part yet. Thanks a lot..... about 22 hours ago from web in reply to jneslo
  12. Why do we still call her The Virgin Mary? She lost it EVENTUALLY, right? about 22 hours ago from web
  13. @bitchville You win 2009! about 23 hours ago from web in reply to bitchville
  14. On days like Christmas Eve,when I choose2believe nTheBible,I'm all DAMMIT,EVE!If u hadn't bit that apple,I wouldn't have2wear these clothes! 12:49 PM Dec 24th from web
  15. @shesdarnsilly *confetti* THIS IS THE SECRET GUMMY PROJECT! All the handshakes and cheers to you! *ticker tape parade* !!!! 12:09 PM Dec 24th from web
  16. Louis CK's kids are going to be soooo f*cked up once they're old enough to understand his (**HILARIOUS**) material. http://bit.ly/17eIHF 12:02 PM Dec 24th from web
  17. Also, what about Tumblr turns everyday people into amateur archivists??? 10:42 PM Dec 23rd from web
  18. http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/ All those tips I sent to @videogum & I never thought to make this tumblr! (Don't have Comcast anymore either). 10:40 PM Dec 23rd from web
  19. I'd totally be a Biotin spokeswoman. Before picture: looks like the final stages of leprosy. After: smooth as amber. Thanks, Biotin! 4:06 PM Dec 23rd from web
  20. Did Kevin's parents find out what he was up2 or that there were criminals after their son n Home Alone 1 or 2? Please answer.Very important! 10:58 PM Dec 22nd from web